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Devil's Snared

2009-04-23T23:54:54Z

As quietly as he could, without waking Harry, and with only a minor creaking of his bed, Ron slipped out of his dormitory room and crept down the spiral staircase of Gryffindor Tower. A cloak clutched around him to ward off the cold and hide the tent forming in his trousers, he pushed past the Fat Lady, who snorted at him in displeasure.

"You're out awfully late, young man," she grumbled as she peeked at the redhead through half-closed eyelids. "Don't expect me to let you back in when you come back." She grunted and went to sleep. Ron ignored her and slipped down the darkened corridors.

He encountered little trouble and the way, only a very near run-in with Peeves, who was busy askewing the portraits on the second floor to drive Filch nuts and didn't see the redhead creep past in a cloak and bulging trousers.

When he reached the third-floor corridor he looked around to make sure there was no one, then slipped through the unlocked door.

It had been last year that he, Hermione, and Harry had gone down and found the Philosopher's Stone, and since it was now gone so, too, were most of the traps guarding it. Most, Ron hoped, but not one in particular.

He pulled open the trap door in the floor - which still bore scratch marks from Fluffy's huge claws - and peered down into the darkness. If it wasn't there anymore... well, if it wasn't there Ron would just be a smear on the stone floor in a few moments and wouldn't have to deal with the disappointment.

The Weasley boy lowered his legs into the hole and prepared to drop down. The bulge in his trousers throbbed in anticipation. Just as Ron was about to jump,-

"Ron? What're you doing?"

Ron gave a start and looked in alarm towards the doorway. There was a ruffling and suddenly Harry appeared out of nowhere, the folds of the Invisibility Cloak fluttering in his hand.

"Oh, blimey, Harry, why'd you follow me?"

Harry took a step towards Ron. "You don't usually take off in the middle of the night without letting me know about it," he replied, "and especially not with what's going on in the school right now..."

Harry Potter looked at Ron, whose legs were dangling down into the darkness of where the Philosopher's Stone was once held. "Why're you going into there?" he asked.

"Er, no reason," replied Ron a little too quickly, adjusting himself so that Harry couldn't see the boy's raging hard-on.

"Are you..." Harry raised an eyebrow. "Have you... got a boner?"

Ron let out a shuddering sigh. Shit, he thought, he knows. "Yeah..." he admitted.

A look of confusion and then realization washed over Harry. "Oh my god," he whispered. "You're..."

"Yeah..." Ron repeated. Harry flushed. "Oh wow."

"So, er, you wouldn't mind buggering off and letting me go in peace, would you?" Ron asked, embarassed. His face was beginning to match the colour of his hair. Harry crossed his arms. "And how would you suppose you'd get back up once you were done?" Harry asked. Ron hadn't thought of that.

"Here, I'll tell you what," Harry said. "I'll go grab my broom so you can get out. I'll come in with you, and neither of us will say a word about this to anyone."

Ron nodded fervently. He just wanted to get down there. "Hurry, Harry," he whispered. Harry turned for the door and slipped out. For just a moment, Ron could have sworn he'd seen a bulge in Harry's trousers as well.

Waiting for Harry to return was torturous. His hard-on throbbed angrily, begging to be stimulated. Eventually though, the Potter boy returned, broomstick in hand. "Ready?" Harry asked, his bulge quite apparent now. "Ready," replied Ron, and dropped down into the hole.

He fell through the darkness, expecting to strike the stone and become nothing more than a splatter at the bottom. But to his delight he landed with a whumph onto the Devil's Snare and rolled out of the way so Harry could land. When both boys were laying on the plant, they glanced at each other in the darkness and began to writhe.

The plant got the message. Tentacle-like tendrils extended from the unseen depths of the plant, tickling the boys' legs as they made their way towards the waistbands of the respective wizards' trousers.

The tendrils began to tug at the boys' pants as seperate tentacles grabbed hold of Ron's and Harry's arms. The two were pulled away from each other and Ron lost sight of Harry in the gloom. The Devil's Snare had his arms pulled out to his sides and was determinedly disrobing him.

Ron let out a shuddering breath as a tentacle brushed against his erection, which was now free of the confines of his pants. The tentacle wrapped around it and slowly began to pulse, sending little waves of pleasure through Ron's cock and up his body. The tentacle was slightly wet and slick, undoubtedly lubricated by some juice the plant generated. Good, Ron thought, it won't hurt as much.

Nearby, Harry was experiencing something similar. A tendril was playing impishly with his left nipple, an arousing affair to be sure. Another was tickling his hard-on, making Harry buck a little in pleasure. His broomstick fell from his hand into the folds of the plant and for a moment Harry worried that he'd just relinquished grip on the only way out of the dungeon, but the Devil's Snare had a better plan. Harry saw the broomstick float up in front of him, held aloft by a slick tendril. The Snare began to caress the broom, coating it in a slippery substance. Harry's eyes widened as it dawned on him what was about to happen.

A tentacle was feeling its way gingerly towards the ginger's bottom. Ron convulsed as it traced down the length of his spine, stopping just at the rim of his arse. Its thin tip poked lightly at his opening, slowly circling it and teasing the boy. "Oh g-god," Ron stuttered, the foreplay killing him, "d-do it alread-dy!"

With a lurch the Devil's Snare plunged into Ron, driving a tendril into the clenched muscle of the redhead's ass. Ron gasped in pleasure as he was penetrated by the randy plant. It dug into him, going deeper and curling up in the cavity of his inner ass. Then it began to stroke Ron's prostate lovingly. Ron moaned.

Harry could sense the broom hovering somewhere close behind him. It was slick with whatever natural lube the plant produced, but nonetheless he was a bit apprehensive of the prospect of his broomstick being driven up his ass. Then he felt it.

A light pressure, between his cheeks. The tip of the broom handle was pressing into his ass, guided by the tendril. It was trying to find his opening, trying to find a way in. When it found what it was looking for, the Nimbus Two Thousand began to slowly force its way into Harry's ass. As the echo of Ron's pleasurable moans echoed in the room, Harry let out one of his own. The Devil's Snare was carefully impaling him on his broomstick, and he was loving it.

The tentacle servicing Ron wasn't being nearly as careful, it was now enthusiastically thrusting in and out as it massaged Ron's prostate. At this rate, Ron realized, he wouldn't last five minutes. He was being jacked off by one tentacle while another provided such intense stimulation it was a wonder he had never thought to come down here before.

Harry drifted into view through the gloom, as the tentacles fucking them slowly converged. It appeared to Ron as if Harry was getting fucked by his own broom, something rather erotic for Ron to think about. Harry, who's head was tilted back in pleasure as he was pleasurably rammed by his lubricated broom, looked around as the sound of Ron's moans grew closer. Ron looked as happy as Harry felt, with a tentacle of respectable girth driving into his ass and another servicing his front. Sadly, Harry's cock was being neglected, a fact the Devil's Snare seemed to have realized.

Two more tentacles grabbed onto Ron's shoulders and began to tilt him so that he was facing down, horizontal to the ground. They manoevered him towards Harry, his head drawing closer to Harry's untended cock.

As Ron's head approached Harry's, another tendril grabbed Ron by the hair. It forced his mouth down over Harry's awaiting member, and began to forcibly bob Ron's head.

"Mmmfffr!" Ron exclaimed as his mouth was filled with cock. Harry gasped at the sensation. The Devil's Snare was most assuredly enjoying this, the boys thought, as they were simultaneously fucked by the plant. It was undoubtedly stroking its own cock-tentacle somewhere in the nether-regions of the plant, seriously getting off on forcing Ron to give Harry head. But Ron was enjoying it immensely.

He and Harry... they'd never had any sexual relations. Much to Ron's disappointment. He'd had something of a crush on Harry for a while, and this mutual experience for them could be the start of a very wonderful series of events, he hoped.

But for now he'd just enjoy the Devil's Snare forcing Harry's cock deeper down his throat, then relinquishing it from his mouth only to stuff it down again. Both boys were reaching climax, the various tentacles of the Devil's Snare working their magic in quite a wonderful way.

It was Ron who came first, the tentacle inside him proving too much for his cock to handle. He began to thrash as the tendril around his member pumped harder, squeezing him as he orgasmed hard. The sound of his juice splattering onto the leaves of the plant below were masked by his and Harry's moans of pleasure, moans that would surely have awoken half the school had they not been in a lost dungeon on the third floor.

Harry felt a pressure welling up in his balls as his Nimbus struck his prostate over and over. He let out a cry as he too came, hot cum bursting into Ron's mouth. He felt a moment of guilt for what was undoubtedly a shocking moment for Ron, but he didn't know that Ron was enjoying every drop that spouted forth from Harry's cock. Oh, it was glorious.

As soon as Harry finished orgasming the tendrils pulled the two apart and retracted from the boys' sensitive areas. The tendrils laid the boys down onto the foliage below and slunk back into the depths of the plant. The boys lay gasping for air and strength for several minutes, exhausted from the gleeful pounding their bodies had received. Harry felt his Nimbus beside him and reached for it, then let his arm fall limp. "Fuck it," he muttered, "I'm too tired to go back up to Gryffindor Tower."

Ron murmured in agreement. "Let's..." he said quietly, lazily, his mind too slow to form a strong sentence. "Let's just... lay here for a while. Mmm... yeah. That sounds good."

The two continued to lay, slowly drifting into sleep. As they slept beside each other small tendrils from the Devil's Snare emerged again, slowly, and crept towards the sleeping boys.

Untitled GeorgexHarryxFred

2009-04-22T21:50:34Z

Harry pushed the door open to Ron's dusty room and dropped down onto Ron's bed, he and the bed giving groans in unison. He was tired and sweaty, having just finished a rather knackering game of Quiddich in the field by The Burrow with the Weasleys, and would have quite gladly dropped off to sleep right then if it weren't for the sound of footsteps bounding up the staircase to Ron's room.

Fred and George burst into Ron's room, looking behind them and laughing. "It'll take her days to sort that one out," one of them snickered. From below you could hear Molly Weasley's voice bellow, "you two will set Ginny's ears right or else you'll get it!" The twins snickered again and looked to Harry.

"'Sup Harry?" Fred asked, dropping onto the bed beside Harry.

"You gave us quite a chase, there," George added, sitting on the other side of the black-haired orphan.

"I didn't expect you to beat us to the Snitch," agreed Fred. "Especially not with the hex I coaxed Hermione into putting on your glasses."

Harry took his glasses off and inspected them. "No wonder it looked like the sun was in my eyes no matter which way I was facing!" he cried. "Blimey, that's dirty."

"No mate, it's Quidditch."

Harry wiped the sweat from his brow with his sleeve and looked at Fred and George expectantly.

"Yes?" Fred asked.

"Well I wouldn't mind resting for a bit before supper, but it's a bit hard with you two taking up the rest of the bed."

George laughed. "That's bollocks."

"What?" Harry asked.

"You don't want to sleep," Fred whispered in his ear. "You want to have fuuuun."

He pointed his wand at the door and it clicked locked.

"No, I want to sleep," Harry assured them, knowing full well what they were trying to get at. He pointed his own wand at the door and it unlocked.

Almost as soon, Fred locked it again. "Stand up," he directed.

"What?"

"I said stand up." He looked at George. "You know, for the boy who's beaten You-Know-Who how many times now, he's quite thick." George laughed and grabbed Harry by an arm, hoisting him to his feet.

With George standing behind him and Fred now standing in front of him, Harry was caught between two probably quite horny Weasleys.

"If you two are all hot and horny," Harry said, "why don't you go off and shag each ot-" Fred grabbed Harry and kissed him on the lips, cutting off the boy's sentence.

"We've already done that once today," George whispered to Harry. "Now we want you."

Harry didn't fight it as Fred broke off the kiss and slowly sunk to his knees. There was a slight jerk as the Weasley twin unzipped Harry's trousers, and then a rough hand pulled his junk out from the confines of the fabric.

"Ooh, lookey," Fred said. "Hard already."

Harry felt a blast of breath on the back of his neck as George chuckled, and George's hands began to pull Harry's shirt off.

He closed his eyes as Fred's lips wrapped around the head of his cock and slowly slid down the length of it. Fred unbuttoned Harry's trousers and pulled them down at around the same time George took Harry's shirt off, so in one fell swoop Harry was nude in Ron's room between Fred and George.

As George's tongue began to trace the muscles from Harry's sweaty shoulder up his neck he heard the sound of George's trousers dropping. George's tongue left Harry's neck just long enough for George to remove his shirt, and then it returned, this time with the Weasley's bare chest pressed against Harry's back.

George thrusted against Harry, digging his erection into the base of Harry's spine. Harry let out an involuntary grunt of pleasure.

Fred had his hands on Harry's hips as he bobbed his head, alternately taking in and out Harry's cock between his lips. It was delicious, Fred decided, as the sweat from the Quidditch game mingled with Fred's saliva.

"Accio lubrication," whispered George, and from beneath Ron's mattress shot a small, half-empty bottle of lube. Fred and George snickered, and George began to liberally apply the lube to his hardon.

Harry moaned in happiness as George began to lead his cock towards Harry's ass. He pressed the head into Harry's spine and slid it slowly downwards, tracing a path between Harry's cheeks. When it reached its destination George began to press his hips into Harry's, slowly pushing it into the tight ring of muscles.

It was so good, felt so damn good. Harry's mind lost definition and became fuzzy with the pleasure. Fred was more enthusiastically bobbing his head now, bringing Harry closer and closer to eruption.

In a moment George was deep in Harry, nearly every inch of his girth inside the boy. He began to thrust. In, and out. Slowly, at first, but building in speed and intensity.

As the thrusts increased, Harry began to let out louder and louder grunts. He didn't care if Ginny or Ron or anyone else heard him. He felt too good, was enjoying it too much, to give a damn.

Another quiet zip indicated Fred's pants were now open, and as the redhead started to stroke his own member he kept sucking Harry's.

This continued for several minutes, each of the three boys coming closer to climax, until Harry couldn't take it anymore.

With Fred's mouth around his cock and George's cock buried up his ass, Harry couldn't take it. His body began to shudder, an intense pleasure flooding to his nether regions. Fred jerked as cum exploded into his mouth, Harry convulsing in the orgasm.

His frantic movements sent an already-close George over the edge, and the standing Weasley began to thrust erratically as he too climaxed. His cum burst into Harry's ass, a feeling so pleasurable it gave Harry's orgasm that little extra push.

As his orgasm receded the little energy Harry had left over from Quidditch left him, and he would have fallen to the floor with a thump if not for George holding him up.

Fred began to stroke himself faster, and in a moment's time he too released, his load splattering to the wooden floorboards.

Fred slumped to the floor, trace amounts of Harry's seed on his lips, and licked it off as he moaned contentedly.

George and Harry fell onto the bed, George pulling out of the boy and kissing him briefly before closing his eyes.

Harry didn't even bother to try and find his pants, or his shirt, or clean himself off, he just slept right then and there.

His mind, foggy from the intense orgasm, wasn't thinking of how Ron could be coming up the stairs at that very moment to get changed, or what the scene would look like when a baffled Ron unlocked his door and found the three boys in his room, sticky and nude. Harry didn't particularly care, and as Ron stood in wonder and surprise, neither did he.

Fic 18: "Cozy Retreat"

2008-07-26T01:15:18Z

A small break from "The Uses (Or Abuses) Of Leaf-Nin Jutsu" series, this fic finds Kiba, Naruto, and Chouji at the latter's cottage for a little R&R&unintended fun. Enjoy.

"Man, Chouji, you never told us that your family had this cottage all the way out here!" Naruto looked at the modest shack in the woods, big and cozy enough for a small family to stay and retreat in.

Chouji grinned and waved it off. "You never thought to ask."

Kiba looked down the path leading away from the cabin to the inviting lake below. "Well, let's drop our stuff off inside," he said, "I want to go swimming."

They entered the cabin and dropped their stuff off inside. It was smaller than it looked inside, with only two beds - the fold-out couch for two and a twin-sized bed. "Uh," Naruto said, looking for a third bed, "there doesn't seem to be enough sleeping space."

"Nonsense," Chouji said, "you and Kiba can split the couch."

"Wha-?!" cried Kiba. "I'm not sleeping with Naruto. Why don't you?"

"One, because it's my cabin. Two, because I'm big enough that I get my own bed."

Grumbling, Kiba dropped his bags on the floor beside the couch. "I'm fine with sharing a bed with Kiba," Naruto said, "as long as he doesn't try any funny stuff."

"Like what?" Kiba asked defensively.

"Like me waking up to find that you've got your arms around me that one time that we had to split a bed during a mission!"

Kiba flushed. "I was asleep! I thought you were Akamaru!"

Naruto looked incredulous. "You spoon Akamaru?!"

Kiba was really flushing now, and thankful that the cabin was so dark. "Lets... let's just go swimming! We'll deal with the bedding situation later."

Chouji's cottage was situated on the top of a hill, at the bottom of which was a crystal-clear lake. Being the middle of the summer in the Leaf Nation, the water was a refreshing degree. The three boys wasted no time in stripping down to their shorts and diving off the small pier Chouji's parents had constructed many years ago.

"Oh, man, this feels good," Naruto moaned, floating on his back through the water. Kiba cannonballed off the pier, splashing Naruto with water. "Hey!" he cried, splashing back.

The three friends began a splashing / wrestling match that lasted until nearly supper time. When they finally pulled themselves out of the water and onto the rocky shore they were pruny and hungry.

"So, what's for supper Chouji?" Naruto asked. Chouji grinned. "Go get some wood," he replied, "we're cooking hotdogs over the campfire."

After two packs of hotdogs were cooked and consumed over the crackling campfire Naruto and co. cracked out the marshmallows and toasted a bag and a half. By the time the three had their fill the sky had darkened and fireflies were flickering in the woods around them.

"We should go inside," Chouji announced. "The mosquitoes are bad around here, they'll be coming out soon." They doused the remains of the fire and went into the cabin.

As he lit several candles to give light to the place, Chouji suggested what they should do next. It was far too early to go to sleep, he told them, so they should play a few games.

"Like what?" asked Naruto.

"Twister?" suggested Chouji.

"Er, pass," Kiba said. "My leg's still sore from training last week."

Chouji produced a battered-looking deck of playing cards. "Poker, then?"

Naruto turned his pockets inside-out. "I didn't bring any money, what would we bet with?"

Shrugging, Chouji looked at Kiba. "Any suggestions?"

"I dunno. Strip poker?" Kiba laughed.

"Hey, that's a good idea," Chouji said.

"What?!" asked Kiba. "I was only joking!"

"That'll give you incentive not to lose, then," Naruto remarked.

And so, all sitting cross-legged on the floor of the cabin, the boys commenced in a game of strip-poker. The first round went to Naruto, and he decided that Kiba should have to lose a garment. Grudgingly Kiba removed one of his sandals, tossing it into the corner. Kiba won the second round, however, and it was Naruto's turn to take off a sandal. Each round went to either Naruto or Kiba, who were dead-set on trying to get the other down to his underpants first. Chouji basically just sat back and didn't get into it, watching in amusement as the two boys became more competitive and took greater triumph in winning a round. Before long neither Naruto or Kiba wore anything more than their bare boxers, and Chouji decided to call a halt to the game before anyone went any further.

"Let's play something different, shall we?" he said rhetorically, gathering up the playing cards. Naruto and Kiba glared at each other competitively.

Determined to quell their competitive spirits before things got to blows, Chouji declared that they should play Truth or Dare, a game "where no one wins."

"I'll go first." He looked at Kiba. "I pick truth."

"Okay," said Kiba, ending the staring match with Naruto. "Who was the last person you kissed?"

"Wow, um," Chouji thought for a moment, "... Ino."

Naruto snickered. "Why on earth would she kiss YOU?"

"Hey! I'll have you know it was a dare! Fine. Naruto: truth or dare."

"Hm... dare."

"I dare you to shut the fuck up for five minutes. Kiba, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Who was the last person YOU kissed?"

Kiba looked alarmed. "Shit, I can't answer that."

"Why not?" Chouji asked, curiousity spiking.

"...I don't remember?"

"Lie. Who was the last person you kissed?"

"Fuck fuck fuck... it was Akamaru."

"HAH!" Naruto cried, pointing at Kiba. "You gay bastard!"

Chouji punched Naruto on the arm. Hard. "That wasn't five minutes. Shut the fuck up."

"It was an accident!" Kiba cried, determined to justify why the last person he kissed was his MALE best friend. "I turned around and he was RIGHT THERE, I didn't know. We kind of walked into each other. It wasn't like there was tongue or anything!" Flushing violently, Kiba was beginning to regret playing this. "Chouji, it's your turn, truth or dare?"

Failing badly at covering up his snickering, Chouji choked out a dare.

"I dare you to strip down to your underwear too, since Naruto and I both are."

"No problem," Chouji said, pulling his clothes off and tossing them behind him. Kiba couldn't say that Chouji in too-small tightie-whities was a pretty sight, but at least it was less slanted than him fully-clothed while he and Naruto were nearly-naked.

"Five minutes is up, truth or dare Naruto?"

"Dare!"

Chouji began to say his dare, but Kiba but a hand out. "Can I take this one?" Chouji nodded, seeing the devilish glint in Kiba's eye. "Take off your underwear."

"What?!" Naruto coughed.

"You heard me. A dare's a dare. You laughed at me, so you have to sit nude."

"You've gotta be kidding!"

"Too late to back out, Naruto," Chouji said sagely. "As disgusting as it may look, you've gotta lose the underwear."

"Hey!" Naruto glared at Chouji and Kiba as hard as he could, and removed his underpants a quickly as he could, making sure that he sat in such a position that his exposed... parts... weren't visible to Kiba and Chouji.

"My turn," Kiba said, "I pick dare."

"Lose the shorts, too." Naruto demanded.

Kiba had a feeling that that would be coming. But whatever, he didn't have a problem with sitting naked. He tossed his boxers into the corner and stretched out, letting his junk dangle openly in front of Naruto.

Averting his eyes, Naruto had to look towards Chouji instead. But that was like being caught between a rock and a hard place, so he opted for looking a the ceiling.

"Chouji," Kiba said, "truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Have you ever wished you were thinner?"

"Kiba!" Naruto cried. "You have the sensitivity of a fucking doorknob!"

"Nope," Chouji said, relieved that he got a less-intrusive question. "Bigger is definately better." He winked knowingly. Kiba cringed. "Alright, Naruto, truth or dare?"

Figuring it couldn't get any worse, Naruto said, "dare!"

"Sit normally."

"What?"

"Kiba's sitting normally. You have to too."

"Argh, fuck!" Naruto let his legs slide down so that he wasn't sitting in the fetal position. Almost as soon as he did Kiba let out a barking laugh.

"HAH!" he laughed, "and you called ME the gay bastard?!"

Naruto looked down, seemingly surprised at the fact that he had a very raging hard-on. "Hey," he said angrily, "at least I wasn't the one who made out with my best friend!"

"Yeah," Kiba spat back, "but I'm not the one who gets hard when I see my male friend naked!"

Naruto snickered, "look again, dumbass."

Defiant that he was hard, Kiba looked down to prove Naruto wrong. Slowly but surely his own cock was rising to the occasion. "Fuck!" he muttered.

"Kiba," Naruto asked, "truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Are you gay?"

"What?!" Kiba yelped. "Of course n-"

"Remember," Chouji said quietly, "you have to tell the truth."

Kiba was silent for a moment. "Yes..." he said as inaudibly as he could. But Naruto got what he was mouthing.

"I knew it," he sneered.

"Chouji," Kiba said, trying very hard to imagine he was elsewhere but here, "truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Take off your underwear too."

"..."

"Hey, don't fling them at me!"

"Sorry. Naruto, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Have you ever had sex with your shadow clones?"

Like Kiba and the gay question, Naruto was rather not happy about this. The answer meant revealing that he too was gay, something that - regardless of whether or not Kiba was gay also - he wouldn't live down.

"Well? You have to answer."

"Yeah."

"I figured so," Kiba said, nodding. "My turn, dare."

Naruto was a bit taken aback. Kiba? Not mocking him or crying 'hah, I knew it'? Apparently Naruto took too long to come up with something, because Chouji decided to dare Kiba.

"Kiss Naruto."

Kiba scooted forward until he was within a few feet of Naruto. They locked eyes for a moment, and Kiba was trying to decide from Naruto's expression whether or not this would be an incredibly painful experience. He leant forward, and Naruto grabbed Kiba's face in a bruising kiss. Naruto's tongue dived inside Kiba's mouth, feeling around and having a silent wrestling match with Kiba's own mouth muscle. They held each other in a passionate kiss for close to a minute, until Kiba could breathe no more. He broke off and sat back, panting.

"Is that dare enough for you?" Naruto asked Chouji, looking at him and raising an eyebrow.

Chouji gulped and stood up, his own hard-on - rather thicker than both Kiba's and Naruto's - pointing straight up.

"Er, I think that's enough Truth or Dare for one night." He folded out the couch and fetched some sheets from the cupboard.

"Ah," Naruto said, smiling, "but you can't quit when it's your turn. Truth or dare?"

Chouji said "dare," without thinking about it, because it seemed like the only thing to say. What truth could they ask?

Naruto's dare was simple. "I dare you to let Kiba and I have sex."

Fic 17: "The Uses (Or Abuses) Of Leaf-Nin Jutsu 3"

2008-06-20T23:13:54Z

Here's another one in the Uses (Or Abuses) series. Er, do Shino's bugs count as a jutsu? Whatever. Anyways, enjoy!

Don't ask how it had gotten to this point.

The three boys were sitting on Kiba's wooden floor, butt naked. Each was silent, casting sneaking glances at the others' crotches while trying to keep their own from springing to attention. Naruto's clothes were haphazardly discarded, hanging from odd places. Kiba's were crumpled, but at least in a pile. Only Shino, the odd man out, had placed his clothes in some semblance of an order beside him. His glasses had remained on, of course, and he quietly surveyed the two other boys through his tinted lenses.

"I do not see the point of this," Shino said finally, his head inclined towards Kiba. Kiba shrugged and Naruto grinned.

"It's simple, really," explained Kiba. "We're naked because Naruto's a gay fucker."

"Hey!" cried Naruto, his grin dropping from his face, "I am not!"

"Your cock deceives you," Kiba observed. Swearing out loud, Naruto tried to adjust himself so that his rampaging hormones didn't give him away so much. He failed.

"That still does not explain why we are naked," said Shino. "Is this normally something that friends such as yourselves do?"

Kiba snickered. "Yes and no."

"You see," Naruto added, "we usually play some games as well."

"Games?" asked Shino, raising a thin eyebrow.

"You know, competitions. To see who can jack the other off first or whatever." At Shino's still-puzzled expression, Naruto blushed a little. "I-it's a great way to release tension after a tough day training!" He carefully avoided the gaze that he knew, though could not see, was focused on him. His eyes instead fixed themselves on Kiba's dick.

"I've got something new for us to try, Naruto," Kiba said slowly to his blond friend, then turned his attention to Shino, "which is why I invited you to come."

Naruto snickered, quietly repeating Kiba's last word. Kiba smacked him over the back of the head.

"Please explain," Shino encouraged.

"Okay Naruto, you mentioned that you absorb all of the memories and feelings of your clones after they vanish, right?" Naruto nodded, scratching his head as he tried to figure out where Kiba was going with this. "Well, I thought I'd see if Shino and I can, by only causing your clones to cum, get you to blow your load without touching yourself."

Naruto whistled. "That sounds... hot."

"Why am I a part of it, then?" Shino asked. "Why did you get me, and not someone like Chouji or Shikamaru?"

"Because you have your bugs," Kiba stated. "You can direct them to ... eheh, 'help' Naruto out."

Naruto hopped to his feet, letting it all hang out. He formed a few hand signs, cried out "Shadow clone jutsu!", and there was a popping as about a dozen Naruto clones poofed into existence.

Kiba and Shino stood up, looking at the eager clones. Not knowing what exactly was coming, but having a pretty good clue the clones, almost violently, pulled all their clothes off and tossed them into a heap.

Naruto stood behind them, staring at the dozen identical, smooth and sexy asses. HIS asses. He noticed he was drooling a bit and with one hand wiped the slobber off his chin, the other hand made for his cock.

"Nu-uh!" Kiba tsked. "You're gonna cream without touching yourself."

"Well then get to it, dammit!" cried Naruto. "I'm ready to cream already!!"

On Kiba's orders, Shino released his bugs. They exited his body - I won't describe where - and surrounded the clone Narutos. Or, more accurately, the asses and cocks of the clone Narutos.

The clones gave synchronised shudders as they felt thousands of bugs in places they'd rather not feel thousands of bugs, but those shudders of uneasiness turned into gasps of pleasure as the bugs suddenly began to work their magic.

Like one being, the bugs at the Narutos' cocks began systematically stroking and massaging the tanned members, while the bugs on the other end formed writhing cocks and thrust themselves into the Narutos' warm asses.

Kiba, who had forgotten that he was supposed to be helping out and not standing looking amazed and wishing Shino would do that to him, shook himself back to reality and approached one of the clones not currently being serviced by creepy crawlies.

The clone licked its lips, looking Kiba up and down. It was just itching to start sucking that long thick cock off, but Kiba had other plans. He spun the clone around, gripping its smooth ass with both hands, his cock pressing into the warmth between the cheeks. He thrust in, causing the clone to gasp out.

"Easy," Kiba whispered in the clone's ear, nibbling lovingly on the side of the clone Naruto's neck, "we don't want you to go away just yet."

As he began to fuck the clone's tight ass, his hand grasped at the clone's shaft. He took it in his hand and began to stroke it, running his fingers over its smooth length. The clone moaned in pleasure as his comrades did the same.

A tortured Naruto was just standing there, watching it all. It looked so fucking hot, but he couldn't do anything! He wouldn't get the pleasures that those clones must be experiencing until they came and vanished, so for now he was helpless to do anything but watch and try desperately not to succumb to the urge to beg that he may join them.

Two more clones, ignored by Shino's bugs and Kiba's expert hands, cried, "oh fuck it," and turned to screw each other. One dropped to his knees and grabbed the other's hips, throwing the waiting cock into his mouth. As he began to suck furiously he pleasured himself, imagining what it would feel like to have Shino's bugs penetrating his ass.

The third and final clone neglected by Shino and Kiba decided to get his revenge and snuck up on the unknowing brunet fucking his comrade. Kiba moaned as he was unexpectedly slammed into by a horny and vengeful clone, feeling a slick cock push into his ass and strike his prostate.

It was an orgy of epic proportions. Only the real Naruto, who was straining now not to begin whacking off and Shino, who was devoting his energy to controlling his bugs as they fucked every fuckable inch of the clone Narutos, were not directly in on the action.

And action it was. Kiba was immensely glad that neither of his parents were home. One Naruto moaning in pleasure was easy enough to mask, but twelve Narutos and one Kiba moaning made it sound like a horde of zombies had invaded and were fucking the shit out of each other.

Kiba had hoped, but not expected, that all of the clones would more or less get off at the same time. If they all came at once and vanished, the real Naruto would be hit by twelve orgasms and more than likely blow a harder load than he'd ever imagined. But to have twelve get off at once was a nearly inobtainable feat. Nearly.

The clone Kiba was slamming was, by the sounds of his pleasured gasps, damn close to exploding. Kiba was, too, as his prostate was repeatedly struck by the clone behind him. It took three more powerful thrusts for the clone to burst. Cum spilled from his cock, coating Kiba's hand and the floor below. As the clone panted in satisfaction, there was a poof of smoke and it vanished.

Kiba's cock was suddenly no longer surrounded by warm ass, but instead cold air. He didn't have to feel uncomfortable for long, though, the clone behind him suddenly released, filling Kiba's ass with warm and wonderful seed. This pushed Kiba over the edge, and his semen joined that of the now-vanished clone's.

The clone behind him vanished, and he glanced at Naruto. The blond boy was gripping the edge of the couch, his eyes closed as the feeling of the two clones' orgasms washed over him. Then he yelled out. The two clones who had been fucking each other got off at the same time. The one only had time to savour the taste of the other's cum before he too disappeared, giving his experiences to the real Naruto Uzumaki.

The shadow clones that were being handled by Shino's bugs were finishing, too. One by one they gasped out, came, and vanished. Semen fell to the floor by the cupful, making Kiba's wooden planks slick and sticky. Both Shino and Kiba turned to Naruto just in time to see the boy receive every single bit of satisfaction from each of the spent clones.

It was like a miniature bomb went off. Never had Kiba seen so much cum come out of Naruto's throbbing cock. It was like... Ol' Faithful. Except more frequent.

Naruto screamed in pleasure, his knuckles white with gripping the edge of the couch. He came, hard, and crumpled to the ground in a pool of his many orgasms.

"That was," Shino began, observing Naruto as his bugs swirled around his, "... interesting."

He thought for a moment, looking towards Kiba. "Now I have a game for you."

The bugs swarmed Kiba, grasping his arms and legs and holding him in a jumping-jack position. Shino stepped up to Kiba and licked his lips. "How long can you last before you come again?"

Fic 17: "Passion"

2008-06-02T00:11:14Z

Another fic for you. Enjoy.

The two Kibas - one real, one Akamaru in disguise - held each other in an embrace and kissed passionately. As they broke away the hand of one drifted down and slipped under the folds of clothing, clutching for the other's crotch.

The other - Akamaru - moaned as he was fondled by the warm, slightly-sweaty hand. A low growl escaped his throat, along with dogbreath.

Though this would have been a turnoff to practically everyone else, his partner just breathed deeply in and kissed Akamaru again. His hand stroked the other's member, which was getting harder by the second.

Ending this kiss, Kiba regretfully took his hand from Akamaru's pants and led it up the the zipper of his jacket. He undid it as Akamaru undid his own, and they both let their heavy grey jackets drop to the floor in unison. Unable to contain this painfully slow pace any more, Akamaru dived at Kiba and pushed him onto the bed. They struggled for a second, and Akamaru ended up beneath. He ripped Kiba's pants off, tossing them at the chair in the corner. His own pants followed suit.

Now it was simply two thin pieces of fabric separating two hard and horny cocks. Give it five seconds - ... there we go.

"Fuck me," moaned Kiba, looking down at Akamaru. Akamaru spun around so that his cock was below Kiba's mouth. He couldn't see, but he knew Kiba was smirking. "Yeah, I'll lube you up first," he heard Kiba mutter.

Akamaru intended to do the same. As Kiba's mouth wrapped around his cock to give it a good wettening-up, Akamaru parted Kiba's asscheeks and shoved his face into that warm and inviting ass.

Kiba shuddered as a wet tongue probed his asshole, first circling around it and then pushing inward. It was nearly enough to make him cream. Then as wonderfully quickly it had began it ended, and Akamaru's dick was taken from his mouth. The tongue retracted from his hole, and Akamaru spun around again below him. They rolled over, and Akamaru looked down at Kiba, slobbering.

He grabbed Kiba's thighs and hoisted the brunette's legs up onto his shoulders. His slick cock was just a few tantalizing inches from that tasty opening. Not for much longer.

His hips slowly pushed forward, pressing the tip of his cock into Kiba's hole. Kiba supressed a gasp of anticipation and slight pain. It certainly wasn't his first time, but it still hurt a bit.

Then, once his head had vanished into the squeezing sphincter, Akamaru quickly thrust his shaft in. Kiba moaned in happiness.

Not wanting to delay any more, Akamaru began thrusting, slowly but with gathering speed. The warm pressure on his member was welcome and arousing. He got slightly harder.

Bucking with the increasing intensity Akamaru leant forward and locked lips with Kiba again. His tongue ventured into Kiba's mouth, and he could taste the remnants of his cock. It was lovely. They had a quiet wrestling match with their tongues and only stopped when Kiba muttered "try sucking me off."

Akamaru frowned slightly at him, questioningly. Kiba broke off the kiss. "It should be easy enough, right?"

Not having thought of doing it before, Akamaru was intrigued and tried to give it a shot. It actually wasn't that easy, trying to get Kiba's cock in his mouth as he thrust his own in and out of Kiba's warm, slick hole. Every time he thrust in, Kiba's cock would jerk, but a minute later Akamaru realized the potentially winning strategy. While he was waning he hunched over and put his mouth to the tip of Kiba's member. Then, when he thrust in, Kiba's cock would go forwards - and in.

With this strategy Akamaru accomplished the feat of giving both anal and oral at once, and found it immensely gratifying. Kiba's loud moans of pleasure attested to that.

"Oh man, I'm going to cum," Kiba gasped, unable to control himself. Akamaru's lips felt it a moment before it happened. Kiba's cock pulsed and throbbed, and then his hot juice filled Akamaru's mouth. Continuing to suck, until Kiba's ejaculation had finished, Akamaru tried not to swallow any of Kiba's cum.

Once Kiba's ejaculation was done, Akamaru passionately kissed his likeness again. Hot cum shared equally between their mouths, both moaned happily and swallowed.

Akamaru neared completion, and his thrusts sped up. He felt his cock striking Kiba's prostate - small, hard, and a little wonderspot for pleasure.

Giving a bark of intensity, Akamaru got off. It had been nearly a week since he had last given seed - the two of them had been on a mission and only Kiba had had the opportunity to jack off - and his balls were larger than normal.

It was with a crushing orgasm that Akamaru gave his biggest "donation" for a long time. He pumped Kiba full of it, it was a wonder that much could fit into such a small cavity.

Finishing his orgasm, Akamaru collapsed onto Kiba. They lay together, sweaty and satisfied, drifting into sleep. Just before he passed out, Kiba looked towards the chair in the corner and chuckled.

"Did you enjoy that as much as I did, Naruto?"

Fic 16: "Birthday Buzzer"

2008-06-02T00:10:11Z

Seriously, guys, listen when your friend tells you to open it later.

"Happy birthday, Naruto," said Kiba, thrusting a hastily-wrapped brown paper package at the ninja. Naruto tossed it onto the pile with the other ones, determined to eat before he opened anything. Stomach beats birthday surprises.

The other ninja murmured their birthday greetings and sat around the small table. There really wasn't enough room for all of them, but Naruto wanted all his friends over for his birthday.

"Thanks, guys!" he exclaimed, clapping his hands together and looking at the small mountain of gifts awaiting unwrapping. "Okay, lets eat and then get the party started!" There was a small cheer and an explosion of people clamouring for dishes. All the best foods were laid out on that small table, ramen and pork, pork, ramen, rice, kebabs, even a small amount of sake for each of them. All the ninja ate their fill and, in Chouji's case, their fill and someone else's, and all were eventually patting their bellies in satisfaction.

"Alright, open some gifts Naruto!" Chouji announced. Naruto grinned. Just what he was waiting for! He dived away from the table and towards the presents. Grabbing one, he hastily tore the wrapping paper off and exposed a slightly disturbing, but nevertheless excellent nude portrait of Naruto.

"I wanted to draw you," stated Sai simply. Naruto just blinked, stared at the portrait for a second, and laughed. "It is... funny?" asked Sai. Naruto shook his head. "No, it's great, thank you!" Chuckling, he set the portrait down and ignored the slightly stunned expressions of all the other ninja.

The next present was a gift certificate for five bowls of ramen at the stand from Chouji. "I was very tempted to use it, myself," he commented, grinning sheepishly.

Shikamaru's present was a complicated little cube puzzle made up of coloured squares that spun around and, if ever you figured out how, all matched up so that there was only one colour on each side of the cube. Shikamaru noted that he had picked it up in a strange country far from here that was rather silly to make such a pointless device.

Though he couldn't stick around long enough to see Naruto open it, Konohamaru's present was a tin of cashews that, when prised open, shot out a bunch of little Orochimarus. Everyone present had a good laugh when one struck Kiba in the eye.

Finally only Kiba's gift was left. "Um," Kiba muttered into Naruto's ear, "open mine later."

"Why?" asked Naruto, his fingers twitching at the corner of the wrapping. Kiba gave him a look that said "just because." "Nah!" Naruto cried, and he ripped the paper off the gift. Kiba clapped a hand to his eyes as his gift rolled out onto the floor for all to see.

"Ahah. AHAHAHA!" Chouji bawled, rolling on his side laughing. Everyone else began laughing, and both Naruto's and Kiba's faces flushed violently red. The vibrator had rolled away from Naruto and was just beyond his easy reach, so he couldn't snatch it and stuff it away before this got any more humiliating.

"I knew it, I totally knew it!" said a roaring Chouji, clutching at a stitch in his side. Sasuke grabbed the vibrator and held it up, and waited for silence.

"Well, Naruto, I guess the cat's out of the bag," he breathed. "Or, I should say," he added, "the dog's out of the closet." Kiba whipped the little cube puzzle at Sasuke.

"You might as well put it to use."

"Wha-!" Naruto cried, looking at Shikamaru. "Not right now!"

"Why not?" asked Shikamaru blankly.

"Because you're all here!" responded a distressed Naruto.

Sasuke smirked. "Oh, but you have to try out all your lovely birthday presents."

Despite Naruto's pleadings and protests, everyone except Kiba - who was trying very hard to sink into the carpet and disappear - kept pressuring Naruto to go ahead and try out the vibrator.

"Don't make us force you," Chouji warned, with a voice that gave away that that was exactly what he wanted to do.

"ARGH!" Naruto cried. "Fine!"

Seriously not amused, and beginning to think this was NOT the best birthday ever, he grasped at his belt and undid it. Wolfwhistling in jest, Chouji told him to hurry up. "That sick bastard is just waiting to get off on watching me," Naruto thought angrily.

He pulled his pants off and threw them at Sasuke. His shirt soared in Chouji's direction, and then with the loss of his underwear Naruto was sitting humiliated in the middle of a circle of all his friends.

Worst of all wasn't Kiba's look of shame, or Chouji's look of hungry horniness, or Sasuke's smug smirk, it was Sai's blank stare of slight confusion.

"This is... normal?" he asked.

"No, this bloody well isn't normal, but Chouji's a perverted bastard," Naruto spat, trying very hard to ignite Chouji with his mind. Unfortunately, to no avail.

"Well, stick it in already!" Chouji cried. "I can't take it anymore!" Indeed, Naruto could plainly see the large mound in Chouji's pants bursting to get out. That isn't to say Naruto wasn't hard as a rock too, but seeing Chouji so excited about watching Naruto take a buzzer was rather disturbing.

Getting onto his knees and still grumbling, Naruto reached into his discarded pants and pulled a small tube out of a pocket.

"As if you keep lube with you at all times," Sasuke snorted.

Ignoring him, Naruto spread some on the tip of the vibrator, and put it to the lips of his ass. It felt pleasant and cool against his ring, but he was determined not to enjoy it. Not with Chouji watching. Slowly, fully and unhappily aware that everyone was watching his every move, Naruto began to push the vibrator into his ass. It slipped in with surprisingly little discomfort, and he stopped once it was deep enough in.

Fumbling for the switch on the end, Naruto got ready to turn it on. A stationary vibrator was hardly a fun vibrator, so when he flipped the switch Naruto expected to feel a rapid vibration and steady pulse. But when he turned the vibrator on something completely different happened.

There was a puff of smoke that enveloped Naruto, and as he disappeared he cried out in surprise. All the ninja jerked in alert, waiting for the smoke to clear. Everyone except Kiba, who was only looking up in solemn knowledge of what everyone was going to see.

Instead of a vibrating dildo in Naruto's ass when the smoke cleared, there now kneeled a naked clone of Kiba, buried to the hilt in Naruto's ass.

"Whoa!" Chouji exclaimed. The clone grinned and thrust powerfully into Naruto. He grunted, falling on his hands and knees, doggy style.

The ninja gaped at the Kiba clone, and Naruto craned his neck around in disbelief. His eyes traveled from the clone Kiba to the real Kiba, daring to believe what was happening. The clone gave another happy thrust, causing Naruto to grunt again.

"Happy birthday," Kiba muttered. Everyone's heads turned to Kiba. "Yeah, it's a special vibrator. It turns into a me. Whoopedy-doo." He sighed. "Now that you've seen it, are you happy? Turn it off now, Naruto."

"Sorry," the clone Kiba said, thrusting several more times into Naruto. His rather toned body glistened with a slight sweat. "You can't."

"What do you mean?" the real Kiba asked, apparently unaware of this. The clone pounded Naruto's ass a couple more.

"I don't turn off until I've -gotten- off."

There was silence, punctuated only by the sound of clone Kiba thrusting into Naruto.

Then there was the sound of a zipper going down, and a cock being brought out. Unable to help himself, Chouji began furiously masturbating.

"Oh man, that's awesome," he breathed, closing his eyes and imagining having one of those vibrators of his own, except of Shikamaru.

"Chouji, do you mind?" asked Naruto. Chouji's rather large dick was only a foot from Naruto's face. Chouji moaned.

"Well then," Naruto said with gritted teeth, "fuck me, damnit."

Shikamaru leaned over to Kiba. "Where the hell do we get some of those?!"

Fanfic 15: "The Rain"

2008-04-17T02:22:02Z

Another short fic. The First Boy can be whoever you think it is.

Rain pounded against the window, thrashing violently against the glass. It had started as a light patter, and as the minutes wore on it became more and more intense, heading towards a thunderous climax. On the other side of that glass was a bed, and in that bed the rain's energy was mirrored.

He gave one last thrust, slamming his pelvis into the other boy's backside. Gasping in bliss, he climaxed.

The rain, with one loud rumble of thunder, began to let off. It quickly died down, until it breathed against the glass no louder than the elated sighs of the boys in the bed.

The one rolled over, pulling out of the other. He lay on his back, looking up at the ceiling. His partner was facedown, nuzzled into the pillow. His energy was sapped, he couldn't care to get out of the sticky mess on the sheets below him. With the rain at a calming drizzle, he began to drift out of conciousness.

"Hey," the first said, spread-eagled. That was the most amazing time he'd ever had. He just wanted to let the soft rain lull him to bed like his other, but he had one last request.

"Yeah?" the boy mumbled, more of a grunt into the pillow than any sort of intelligent speech.

He was silent for a moment, both because he was trying to will his mouth to make the words and because he felt the lure of sleep so enticing. "Naruto?" he asked.

"Mmmm?"

"Do you... mmm... have it in you for another round?"

"I don't want to push it," Naruto said quietly, trying not to use any more energy speaking than he needed to. "My ass was starting to get sore."

"You can be on top," the first breathed. He knew those words would win it. Naruto rolled over immediately, right on top of him. Their bodies, slick with sweat and the fruits of their labour, pressed warmly against each other.

The rain began to pick up again.

Fanfic 14: "The Bet"

2008-04-17T00:28:52Z

A short little thing, probably the first thing I've written in a while that isn't just sex. And sex. You can probably create the ending yourself. Enjoy.

"Would someone just tell me what's so damn funny?" Naruto demanded, crossing his arms and frowning at the others. They just laughed even harder, practically rolling on the floor in a laughing fit.

Naruto looked down. "Is it because I'm hard? Guys, you know that happens, right?"

It took a moment for Chouji to gather himself enough that he could speak. "It's not that you're hard, it's how large that hard is."

"Or lack thereof," Shikamaru sniggered, and they fell into a laughing fit again.

Naruto blinked. "Huh?" He didn't get it. "Shikamaru, I'm larger than you, and Kiba, I definately don't know why YOU're laughing."

Chouji reached into his pants - draped over the open locker - and pulled out some yen. He handed it to Kiba, snickering. Kiba playfully slapped Chouji's thick ass. "Told you," he laughed.

"OKAY, SERIOUSLY!" Naruto yelled, so loud that it echoed off the tile walls. "Do you want me to shove it up your ass? Then we'll see how big it feels! Why is this so fucking funny?"

"It's funny, dobe, because you're smaller than me," Sasuke announced, entering the locker room from the showers. For once Naruto didn't force himself to look away from the beads of hot water clinging to that sexy chest of Sasuke's - this time he DID want to get harder. It suddenly became important to him that he appear even bigger. That was certainly helped when that fluffy white towel of Sasuke's dropped to the slick white floor, exposing the Uchiha's nether-regions. Oh yeah.

Naruto forgot to reply, he was so busy brainfucking Sasuke. It was only when Kiba reached over and wiped the drool from Naruto's lip that he sprung back into real life. "Shit, Sasuke, what's the deal?" he asked.

"We had a little bet going," Shikamaru confessed. "Sasuke guaranteed us that he was bigger than you. With the exception of Chouji; he was obviously mistaken in remembering which cock felt larger up his ass, we all agreed that your boyfriend here was bigger."

"Hey!" Naruto cried, completely not prioritizing what points he should argue, "Sasuke's not my boyfriend!"

"Oh, he's as good as," Kiba said. "You've only been fucking for what, eight months? You should be looking for a ring soon."

Naruto growled, and Sasuke sneered. "Okay," the blond ninja said, "fine. Whatever. But that still doesn't tell me why it's so funny that he's bigger than me." He threw a glance to Sasuke. "And he's not bigger by much!"

"Oh yeah," Sasuke said, "we forgot to mention the best part of the bet." There were nods all around, accompanied by wide, knowing grins. "We decided that whoever was smaller was going to get fucked by every one of us here."

"WHAT?!" Naruto cried, and suddenly everyone began laughing again. "What do you mean, 'whoever was smaller was going to get fucked'?!" His cry of confusion fell on deaf ears, as all the nin in the locker room were laughing so hard they were tearing up. "Why wasn't I told about this?!"

"Because," Kiba laughed, tears mingling with the sweat and water dripping from his face, "we knew you would be so damn funny on the bottom."

Sasuke reached over and grabbed something from the bench. He threw it at Naruto, and it landed at his feet. "Oops, dobe," he said, "I dropped the soap. I guess you have to pick it up."

This was unbelievable!, Naruto thought. How come I don't have a say in this? ARGH!

Fully aware that Kiba was standing behind him, Naruto surrendered and bent down to pick up the soap. He felt it before it hit him, a mass of flesh and cock that smelled like wet dog. Kiba slammed into his ass, his cock pressing into the base of Naruto's spine. "Ooh," Kiba whispered into his ear, "prepare to howl."

Fanfic 14: "The Uses (Or Abuses) Of Leaf-Nin Jutsu 2"

2008-03-28T02:11:41Z

Another fic. This one is a totally shameless porn-without-much-plot fic. Not like any of my other ones aren't, but this one is particularly porny. Enjoy.

If there was one thing in the world that Naruto was not, it was a teacher. Thankfully he dreamed to take over the Hokage's position, not Iruka's. But despite not having any of the qualities of a half-competent teacher, Naruto still didn't mind lending a hand if someone needed education.

"Naruto?"

"Whaddayawant, Konohamaru?"

"I want you to teach me about sex."

Naruto nearly fell off his chair. "Whoa, not so loud!" he cried, clamping a hand over the smaller ninja's mouth and looking around in alarm. A few patrons of the resturant were looking over curiously. "Eheh," Naruto laughed, blushing, "nothing to see here." He glared at Konohamaru and, once he was sure that the boy wouldn't say anything else embarassing, took his hand off.

"What's the problem with that?" Konohamaru asked.

"What do you mean, what's the problem? You don't just walk up to someone and tell them you want to know about sex!" He looked at Konohamaru over his bowl of ramen. "And besides, it's a little early for you to be thinking about sex. You haven't even hit puberty yet!"

Konohamaru frowned. "Yes I have!" he protested. "Look!" Right there, in the resturant, Konohamaru opened the front of his trousers to show Naruto his dick. Naruto yelled in surprise, and Konohamaru quickly closed his pants before anyone else saw what he did.

"Would you mind keeping it down, Uzumaki?" the resturant owner asked indignantly.

"Outside, now." Naruto demanded. He fished some money out of his frog wallet, and dropped it on the table. Half a good bowl of ramen, completely wasted.

When they were out on the deserted street, Naruto exploded.

"What the hell, Konohamaru?! It's bad enough that you come up to me in a public place, WHILE I'M EATING, and ask to know about sex, but you fucking flashed me!"

Konohomaru was silent for a moment. "So...? Are you going to teach me about sex, or what?"

"Of course!" Naruto cried.

"Really?"

"No."

The blond-haired ninja began to walk away. Now he was hungry AND pissed off. Lovely. He groaned loudly as he saw Konohamaru's shadow catching up to his own. "I'm not going to, Konohamaru, so piss off."

Konohamaru ran up beside Naruto and kept up with the older boy's quickening pace. "Please?" Naruto glared at him. If looks could kill...

"Fine!" Konohamaru stopped and crossed his arms. "If you won't teach me I'll tell Kiba all about you and Sasuke."

That stopped Naruto. He rounded on the Hokage's grandson. "You wouldn't fucking dare."

"Watch me." It was Konohamaru's time to walk away.

"Goddammit! Fine!"

Konohamaru grinned. "Great! Meet me at my place in an hour." He skipped off, delighted that he got his way. Naruto sulked back to his place and ate some left-overs that Kiba had made the night before. As he walked towards where Konohamaru lived, he wondered just why the kid wanted HIM to teach him about sex, of all ninjas. Don't they teach you that stuff in school? Naruto couldn't remember, because of course he didn't pay attention, but he was sure there was some Sex Ed. or something.

"Come on in," Konohamaru greeted, opening the door almost as soon as Naruto knocked.

The room that the boy led Naruto into was a spare bedroom. The double bed occupied most of the small room, but there was still enough floor space for two ninjas to spar on the reed carpet, if they wanted.

"Okay!" exclaimed Konohamaru, jumping up onto the bed and sitting down. "Teach me."

Naruto blanked out. "Uh, what?"

"Well, teach me. About sex."

"Okay, uh, sex is when a man and a woman -"

"-or a man and a man!"

"Yes, whatever, when two people -"

"-or more!"

"Shut up, will you? Where was I? Oh, right. Sex is when people ... um... when people..."

"Why don't you show me?" Konohamaru suggested helpfully.

Naruto sighed. "You're joking, right?"

Konohamaru said nothing. Naruto swore under his breath.

"Shadow clone jutsu!" he cried, and a shadow clone appeared beside him. He looked at the shadow clone, and nodded sadly. The clone gave a sigh as well, and quickly stripped down.

"Okay, this is where his dick is," Naruto said, pointing to his clone's rapidly enlarging cock. "He's totally getting off on standing there naked," Konohamaru snickered.

"Shut up!" the clone said, covering his now-hard cock with his hands, with very limited success.

Naruto spun the clone around, and pointed to his ass. "This," he gestured, "ishis ass."

"I'm not stupid," Konohamaru said, slightly annoyed. "I know what someone's dick and someone's ass looks like. I have them too, you know."

"Yes," Naruto agreed, "but these two are the ingredients for sex. You see, the one topping sticks his cock into the one bottoming. Then the one topping-"

"I just said I'm not stupid," Konohamaru interrupted. "I know that."

"Then why are you asking me to teach you about sex, if you already know everything?" asked Naruto, who was very much beginning to feel like this was a complete waste of time.

"Because..." the boy bit his lip, trying to will himself to continue. "Because I want someone who's good at it to give me tips so I won't be lousy!" His gaze was now determined to not be on Naruto, who was incredulous.

"Oh, wow. Okay, um, what do you want tips on first?" He was slightly humbled that someone thought he was good at it. Though where Konohamaru heard that from, or WHO...?

"Well, what about sucking someone off?"

"That's not too hard." He frowned at Konohamaru for a second, trying to think. "Oh! If you're going to be trying it, then you should probably take your clothes off." Naruto was determined to not get aroused by the thought of Konohamaru naked, but as the boy took his clothes off his willpower crumbled. A tent formed in his pants.

"Okay, now what?"

The clone knew what to do. It walked up to Konohamaru and forced him on his knees so that his mouth was level with the clone's dick.

"Now you suck."

Looking apprehensively at Naruto, Konohamaru placed his mouth over the clone's cock and began to suck. Both Naruto and his clone gave Konohamaru tips on how to do it better, and soon the clone was gasping in pleasure. "Oh shit!" the clone cried, and he climaxed. Cum shot into Konohamaru's unexpecting mouth, and sprayed out as the boy gagged.

He'd never actually tasted cum before, and in his humble opinion it tasted disgusting. The clone, sex-chakra expended, poofed out of existence.

Konohamaru spit out all that remained of the clone - his seed, and looked up at Naruto in horror. "That was gross!" he cried.

Naruto shrugged. "It's an acquired taste. I'm sure if you did it a couple more times you'd think it tastes better." He thought for a moment. "Yeah, you should probably try it again, because if you end up sucking someone off they'd be pretty unimpressed if you spit their seed all over the carpet."

He spawned another shadow clone, who more eagerly than the last one took his clothes off. "Okay, give it another shot, Konohamaru."

The time it took for the clone to cry out and vanish was much shorter than the first time, and Naruto didn't have to give as many pointers. This time Konohamaru still gagged, but he swallowed what he could. Regardless, some of the cum that exploded from the clone's cock ended up on Konohamaru's face instead of in his mouth, but that was alright.

Each time Naruto summoned a clone for Konohamaru to suck off, and it vanished, Naruto got the memories and experiences of the clone. All the feelings of being freshly sucked off nearly drove him to the edge of climax, but he managed not to cream in his pants long enough to stop Konohamaru and say, "wow, alright, I think you have that part down."

"Now what?"

"Now I show you how to take it in the ass."

A clone appeared, and his clothes were off before the smoke even cleared. He pounced on Konohamaru, pushing him onto his back on the bed.

"How much technique does that take?" Konohamaru asked apprehensively as the clone grabbed a bottle of lube out his trouser pants - Naruto always kept a bottle, er, handy - and began to rub it on his cock. "I mean, I just lay there and take it, don't I?"

"Not really," Naruto replied, now rather happy at his teaching prowess. "You need to enjoy it properly, otherwise whoever is topping you won't."

The clone suddenly thrust into Konohamaru. The boy screamed in pain as his virgin asshole was forced open by the clone's lubricated cock. "FUUUUUCCCCCK!" he yelled. "Ah, get it out, get it out!" The clone pulled out and looked at the real Naruto, worried.

"Yeah, you also need to learn how to take it and not scream like a little girl."

"You could have given me some warning!"

Naruto shrugged. "Are you ready to do it again?"

Not bothering to wipe the involuntary tears of pain from his cum-splashed face, Konohamaru nodded. The clone penetrated him again, and this time Konohamaru just yelped. Then the clone began to thrust into Konohamaru, slowly but with increasing speed. Konohamaru yelped the first few times, but that quieted into a wimper and then turned to gasps as the clone began to hit his prostate.

"Do you feel that pleasure as the clone thrusts in?" Naruto asked. Konohamaru nodded elatedly. "Yeah, that's called your prostate. Hitting that is good. If you aren't hitting that you aren't doing it well." Before Naruto could give any more advice the clone reached the top and came.

"Oh, fuck!" Konohamaru gasped, as cum was injected via cock into his ass. It was a very odd feeling, not at all like having someone cum into his mouth. The clone vanished and Naruto came dangerously close to creaming again as he inherited his departed clone's feelings.

"Do... that... again..." Konohamaru breathed, feeling his stretched asshole and fondly remembering the feeling of the clone thrusting into him.

Naruto brought forth another clone, and it eagerly jumped onto (and into) Konohamaru. Two more clones met the same fate, and by the time the fifth one had finished he was not sure what was more amazing - that Konohamaru was still going, or that he hadn't blown his eagerly-waiting load yet.

"Okay, I only have energy for one more thing for tonight," he gasped. His chakra was running low - normally he could spawn hundreds of shadow clones, but these sex-driven maniacs were just eating up his supply.

"This is something called a bukkake." Six shadow clones spawned, all of them naked in a heartbeat. "It's when they all whack off onto you."

"Aww, how boring," said Konohamaru, whose ass was by now sorer than if a truck had driven through it.

"Oh, but that's not all." Naruto said. He spawned one more clone. "You're going to suck this one off. And this one," he pointed to his own cock, which in three hours had not fallen from its high and mighty hardness, "is driving up your ass."

A grin broke out over Konohamaru's face. "That's what I'm talking about! You're the best teacher ever."

The real Naruto stripped down like his clone brethren, and scrambled up onto the bed. One of the clones was laying on the bed with his cock sticking straight up, waiting for Konohamaru's mouth to envelop it. The other six were kneeling around the edge of the bed, cocks-in-hand, waiting for Konohamaru to board the ship.

"Ready?" Naruto asked, as Konohamaru got onto the bed.

"Fuck. Yes." was the boy's reply.

As Konohamaru dropped his mouth over the one clone's dick Naruto grabbed the boy's hips and thrust. His cock practically cried out in pleasure, glad that after watching so many hot and arousing things it was finally getting a sexy piece of the action. For a brat, Konohamaru sure had a hot ass.

The other clones began furiously whacking off, all embroiled in a competition to see who could add to the already-thorough coating of cum on Konohamaru first.

Naruto moaned in pleasure as he fucked Konohamaru. It was wrong, he knew, to be cheating on Kiba like this, but he had already fucked Sasuke a couple of times recently, so one more on the list wasn't going to hurt anybody.

The blond-haired, horny ninja took it easy. He could have climaxed in three thrusts, if he wanted, he was that close. But he went slowly so that all the other clones would finish first and give him an amazing boost of energy for his grand finale.

And finish the clones did. The one Konohamaru was sucking off went first. It couldn't resist the now-expert tongue of the young ninja, and arched its back as it cummed into the experienced mouth that now really enjoyed the taste.

The bukkake clones finished soon after, almost all at the same time. String after string of cum shot from their cocks, splashing onto Konohamaru's back like a wet and sticky spider web. Naruto closed his eyes and prepared for them all to vanish.

As soon as they did, he received all of their feelings.

"OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!" He screamed, and he came harder than he had ever cum before. The amount he deposited into Konohamaru's ass would have impressed even a horse. The ass, which was already stretched and dripping from the half-dozen clones which had pounded it, had so much cum in it that when Naruto pulled out and Konohamaru rolled over, he could see that it was actually expanding his belly a bit. Naruto collapsed onto Konohamaru, and they shared a tired but tender kiss.

Konohamaru slowly got up. Naruto's head was swimming from exhaustion, he had no idea how the boy had the energy to move at all, let alone get up and begin stumbling towards the door.

But before Konohamaru reached the door it was kicked open, and Kiba entered, kunai drawn.

"Naruto!" he cried, before seeing what was going on, "someone said you might be here and I heard you scream and..."

He trailed off, looking at the naked and nearly-unconcious Naruto on the bed and the naked and dripping-wet Konohamaru in front of him. He put two and two together.

"Oh fuck!"

Fanfic 13: "The Uses (Or Abuses) of Leaf-Nin Jutsu 1"

2008-03-25T02:26:42Z

Ahh, I feel rusty after not writing for so long. I plan to write a couple "The Uses (Or Abuses of Leaf-Nin Jutsu" fics. This is the first.

"You know, Shikamaru," Kiba said with a growing grin, "your shadow imitation jutsu forces the victim to mimic your movements precisely, right?"

Shikamaru looked up at Kiba, who was watching him excitedly. "I suppose," he replied, shrugging. "Within limitations, of course."

"Yeah, but if your body moved in a certain way, your victim's would too, right?"

"This is bothersome," the Nara sighed, "what's your point?"

Kiba leaned in closer, so that no one would overhear. "My point is that I want to get back at Naruto."

Shikamaru raised a thin eyebrow. "I don't use my jutsu on leaf-nin unless in combat, and I don't have a reason to fight Naruto." His lips formed a small smile, "though there is a few things I'd like to get him for." This was exactly what Kiba Inuzuka was looking for.

"What, the tar and feathers?" Shikamaru nodded. "Well, there you go! You've got a reason." He tossed some coins onto the table and stood up. "I'll explain the plan as we walk. C'mon."

For a mutt, Kiba actually did have a pretty solid plan, thought Shikamaru. He'd never thought of using his jutsu like THAT before. Though, he wondered as he sat on his couch an hour later waiting for Kiba and Naruto to arrive, how did that translate to being revenge against Naruto...? It didn't exactly humiliate or harm the knuckleheaded ninja. The boy sighed again. It too was troublesome to work out Kiba's logic.

There came an eager rap at his door. Shikamaru didn't bother getting up to answer it, he knew Kiba would just barge right in. He did.

"Hey, Shikamaru!" greeted Naruto, not bothering to kick off his shoes as Kiba did. "Kiba said you had something for me?" Shikamaru stood.

"Yeah," he said, rubbing the back of his head, "I'm sorry I missed your birthday, so Kiba suggested I get you THIS." His hand left the back of his head and joined his other hand in a seal. Suddenly his shadow, cast from the lamp behind him, dived forward and grabbed hold of Naruto.

"Ahh!" cried Naruto, as control of his body was forcibly surrendered by the Nara family jutsu. "What're you doing, Shikamaru?"

Kiba walked up to Shikamaru and, as Naruto watched helplessly, locked lips with him. Naruto, of course, was forced into the motions, but his tongue felt nothing but air. As Kiba pulled away he looked at Naruto. "This," he said devilishly, "is for sleeping with Sasuke."

"And tarring and feathering me on Thanksgiving," added Shikamaru.

Naruto stared blankly at the two of them, struggling to break free. He was trapped in his own body. But it wasn't the thought of not being able to move that made him uneasy, it was not knowing what Shikamaru and Kiba planned to do.

Making sure that his hold on the blond ninja was complete, Shikamaru took his hands out of the seal position and reached for his shirt. Deliberately, making sure that Naruto was doing the exact same, he pulled his shirt off and dropped it on the floor beside him. Both boys were shirtless and staring at each other.

Naruto's been working out, Shikamaru noted. I wonder if it's all that sex with Sasuke...?

Kiba assisted in removing Shikamaru's pants. Naruto groaned as his bright orange ninja pants fell to his ankles and, as his feet were picked up, pulled off completely.

"Whoa, what the hell, Kiba," Naruto said. "What are you doing?"

Kiba took off his own shirt, grinning. "Payback." His pants came off next, but instead of tossing them to the floor like Shikamaru and Naruto, he threw them at the nude blond ninja. They struck him square in the face and caught. Unable to move his body at all, Naruto was forced to inhale Eau De Kibacrotch.

"Ready, Shikamaru?" Kiba asked. Naruto couldn't see what was going on, but he hoped it wasn't too bad. His body tensed up, and he heard Shikamaru reply "yeah, go for it."

Without warning Naruto's ass cheeks suddenly parted. Something invisible was holding them apart, and he felt a slight pressure on his exposed asshole. "Oh, fuck," he muttered.

Kiba grabbed Shikamaru's hips and thrust forwards. His cock, thick and erect from watching the two nin undress, pressed into Shikamaru's ass and forced itself inside. Shikamaru gasped, but it was only momentary.

"You alright there?" asked Kiba. Naruto's head nodded in sync with Shikamaru's. "No offense, it's not the biggest thing that's been up there."

Naruto was trying not to cry out in pain. It had been ages since he'd had a cock up his ass. Not that he had one up there right now, he was just having his asshole stretched open from Shikamaru's jutsu as Kiba was undoubtedly fucking his friend. But when he slept with Sasuke, he topped. Sasuke was just boring on top, he hardly had the fire that Kiba had. But Kiba definately wasn't sleeping with Naruto any more. Damn getting caught! A tear was forming at the corner of his eye as his re-tightened asshole was forced open by Kiba's invisible cock. The pants fell off his face, and he got a clear view of Kiba, buried to the hilt inside Shikamaru.

As Kiba saw Naruto's face, he was hit with a rush. He suddenly realized that he was pretty much fucking two people at once. Hey, he thought with a bang, I wonder if I can get both of them off at once...?!

Shikamaru's cock was quickly turning to the upright and locked position. Naruto, still being in Shikamaru's jutsu, was becoming erect as well. He felt the pressure inside of him and knew that it was all air. It was disappointing. He felt the pain of the intrusion, but none of the pleasure of a warm, throbbing cock.

"Oh crap," he whispered, "what'll happen if Kiba cums?"

Kiba was about to find out. Motivated by the drive to see if he could get two ninja off in one shot - killing two nin with one stone? - he pulled out of Shikamaru and quickly thrust back in.

Shikamaru moaned in pleasure. Posessing a cock that was slightly less than Chouji's virtual tree-trunk, the feeling of Kiba's entry was refreshingly softer. He stood on his solid wood floor and clenched his fists as the Inuzuka thrust into him. It felt good, but he felt slightly guilty towards Chouji.

It wasn't that Chouji minded Shikamaru having sex with Kiba - he didn't - it was just that he liked to be present when such an event occured, either as a bystander or another participant.

Shikamaru closed his eyes and began to stroke his cock.

"Hey, who turned out the lights?" cried Naruto.

Kiba gripped Shikamaru's soft hips and continued to drive it home. He was thoroughly getting off on this, imagining how Naruto felt. Damn, he thought, we'll have to do this again some time, except with me on the other side of the jutsu!

He was starting to come close. But there was one more thing he wanted to try before he climaxed.

"Shikamaru," he said suddenly, pulling out of the black-haired boy, "get on your knees."

A bit confused but sure this was relevant to Kiba's plan, both he and Naruto dropped to their knees. Kiba circled around and held his cock in front of Shikamaru's mouth.

"You know I don't do that, Kiba," Shikamaru said sternly. Kiba shrugged. "Just do it." Shikamaru looked up at him, threatening to put HIM in the shadow imitation jutsu next. Kiba smiled hopefully. "For the plan?"

Shikamaru sighed. "You're troublesome."

Naruto's mouth was forced into an O as Shikamaru put Kiba's cock into his mouth. Despite not enjoying giving head, Shikamaru was surprisingly amazing at it. Naruto tried frantically to memorize how Shikamaru was expertly moving both their tongues around Kiba's cock - and the Kiba's cock-shaped air that Naruto was sucking off - as it was completely unlike how he did it.

As much as he was enjoying it, Kiba had to pull out of Shikamaru's euphoria-inducing mouth. Shikamaru got back up onto his feet and prepared for Kiba to put that warm cock of his back inside him, but that didn't happen.

Overcome by the desire to try one more thing, it was Kiba this time who dropped to his knees. Before Shikamaru could protest, Kiba's mouth enveloped the Nara cock. It was dripping with precum, which acted as a tasty lubricant as Kiba began to suck Shikamaru off. He glanced over to Naruto, who like Shikamaru had his head back and was moaning. Lightly Kiba bit down on Shikamaru's dick - not enough for it to hurt, but enough for him to raise his eyebrows in surprise as he watched an indent appear in Naruto's cock.

He could feel Shikamaru close to completion. Kiba had to make a quick decision. Did he want to suck Shikamaru off, or ride him again and try to slam his prostate into giving in?

Fuck that. Kiba was thirsty. Shikamaru grabbed fistfuls of Kiba's hair as the Inuzuka sucked on him. Even Chouji couldn't give head this good. He was coming closer to release. "Ahhh!" he cried at the same time as Naruto. Their cocks erupted, Shikamaru's into Kiba's willing mouth, Naruto all over Kiba's back. Once, twice, three times Kiba felt Shikamaru's cock pulse with oncoming seed. As soon as it was over he quickly got up and circled around again. Shikamaru fell back into him, wearily resting his head on Kiba's shoulder.

It didn't take long for Kiba to finish, either.

Naruto, still recovering from cumming to a nonexistent mouth, wasn't prepared for the single most odd thing he had ever felt. As Kiba thrust into Shikamaru a few more times, he reached climax.

Hot, plentiful cum surged from his body, jetting out his cock and into Shikamaru. He hadn't cum in so long - he had even held off of whacking off, he wasn't sure how - he was just filled with seed. Soon, Shikamaru was too.

Naruto's inside felt the presence of Kiba's cock, and as soon as he climaxed... it felt like something was bouncing around inside of him, filling his insides, but yet...

Kiba pulled out of Shikamaru (and Naruto) and collapsed on the couch. Exhausted, Shikamaru released the jutsu and did the same.

Finally free of the jutsu that forced his body to move as Shikamaru's, the feeling of cum inside him suddenly vanished. Relinquished of the jutsu's hold, Naruto fell to his hands and knees, panting.

"That was..." Shikamaru began. Tiredness and laziness: deadly combination. "That was..." the sentence trailed off as its author fell asleep, sprawled on the couch. Kiba got up long enough to grab a towel from the bathroom and wipe the cum from his back, then he too passed out of the couch.

Naruto, tuckered from a sexing that hadn't actually happened, just fell sleeping on the floor. It wasn't comfortable, but it sure was nice, anyways.

His last thought as he fell asleep was along the lines of wondering what would happen if all his shadowclones were caught by Shikamaru's jutsu...

Enjoy.

Fanfic 12: "Bitch."

2008-01-13T05:39:34Z

It's been ages since my last fic. I know. A lot has been going on, so I haven't been able to write as much. But here's a new fic.

This one's dedicated to someone who's been a great friend to me lately, and I wanted to thank him by writing this especially for him. Thanks, mate.

"I can't seriously believe you want me to go through with this, Naruto," Kiba growled, unzipping his jacket as slowly as he could.

"A bet's a bet, Kiba," responded the blond-haired ninja, smirking. "And unfortunately for you, you lost."

Kiba muttered something about how that was the last time he'd ever gamble. The kid was even more perverted than Jiraiya!

An hour earlier Kiba had made a bet with Naruto. "5000 yen says you can't plant a 'Kick-Me' sign on Tsunade-sama," Kiba had said. Naruto shook his head at the proposition. "Nah, 5000 yen isn't enough."

"It's all I've got on me," Kiba replied. A devious glint appeared in Naruto's blue eyes. "Alright then, how about this: if I can't do it, I'll be your bitch for a day."

Kiba frowned. Something was up. "And if you do do it?"

Simply, "you're MY bitch for a day."

Kiba's brows dug themselves even deeper down his face. It was a risky bet. There was the offhand chance that the knucklehead could actually do it, and Kiba shuddered to think of what Naruto would do if Kiba was marked with the official title of "bitch." On the other hand, though, Tsunade was remarkably good at catching Naruto before he could try anything, so the simple task of sticking a piece of paper to her back could prove to be nearly impossible for the energetic idiot.

The thought of Naruto on Kiba's leash for a whole day was too much. The Inuzuka held out his hand and shook Naruto's. The bet was on.

Tsunade was across Konoha Square, shopping. Naruto snickered and dashed off into the midday crowd, leaving Kiba alone at the ramen stand to watch and see what would happen.

He saw Naruto pull out a slip of paper, the words 'Kick Me' clearly defined in Naruto's untidy black ink. He crept closer to Tsunade, when suddenly...

"Naruto Uzumaki, just what do you think you're doing?!"

Tsunade had somehow appeared behind Naruto, catching the rookie ninja off guard. She twisted his arm behind his back, causing him to cry out in surprise. "Get off me, grandma!" he shouted. Tsunade let go of him, and he spun around. "Aha!" he cried, leaping forward and trying to stick the sign on her back. She easily dodged.

Naruto stepped back and formed a quick seal with his hands. Suddenly shadow clones of the blond ninja popped into existence, filling the square. All at once, they dived at the Hokage.

The air was filled with grey mist and popping noises as Tsunade swung her shurikens, easily taking out half the clone ninja in under a minute. Soon only five were left, and they all held their hands behind their backs so their target couldn't see which one had the sign. They circled around Tsunade, and attacked again.

"Damnit!" Naruto cried, landing on his rump. His last clone had just been destroyed, and he didn't have enough chakra for that kind of assault again. Tsunade approached him, towering over the boy.

"That is the last time -"

"Tsunade-sama!" Izumi rushed into the square towards the village's leader. "Please leave Naruto-chan alone." She stopped beside Tsunade, looking down upon Naruto.

At the last second Kiba saw it. He cried out, but it was too late. Izumi's hand came up behind Tsunade's back, and pushed forward. Tsunade jumped as the sign was stuck to her back. Izumi smirked a very Naruto-esque smirk, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

The villagers gathered around to watch the drama chuckled as Tsunade angrily ripped the sign off her back and threw its crumpled remains at Naruto. "Not funny, Naruto!" she growled, before pushing her way through the crowd and disappearing.

"Haha, I win," Naruto said when Kiba managed to push through the crowd to get to him, placing his hands behind his head and grinning. "My apartment in an hour, bitch."

With that he jumped up, leaving a defeated Kiba in the midst of a dispersing crowd. The Inuzuka swore under his breath. He crushed the discarded 'Kick-Me' sign under his sandal, taking a deep breath and sincerely hoping that whatever Naruto had in store for him wasn't TOO bad.

Turns out it was. The moment Kiba entered Naruto's apartment he knew that even if Naruto didn't do ANYTHING to him at all, just being in the stench of week-old ramen and unwashed clothes and fuck-knows-what-else was torture enough. He had to resist plugging his sensitive nose when he entered, but it was a near thing.

"Fuck your place is a mess, Naruto," Kiba hissed. There were unwashed dishes on the counters stacked nearly to the ceiling, piles of laundry that hadn't seen soap for at least a year, wrappers and empty chip bags littering the coffee table and surrounding five feet, and for some odd reason, a pair of ... streaky boxers clinging sadly to the ceiling fan.

Naruto groaned as he pulled himself up from the couch. "Yeah. And you're going to clean it up, bitch."

Kiba moaned and bent down to pick up a milk carton that most likely still had milk in it, but Naruto stopped him.

"But not yet. First you need to strip down."

"What?!" Kiba cried. "Why?!"

"Because you're my bitch. And until three tomorrow afternoon, you'll do everything that I tell you to do. So strip."

Kiba glared at Naruto. "I can't seriously believe you want me to go through with this, Naruto."

Once Kiba was down to his boxers - he was thankful he didn't have to go any further, but humiliated nonetheless - Naruto said he could stop. The strip show had taken almost half an hour, as Kiba had taken his dear sweet time taking it all off.

"Okay, now clean up my apartment," Naruto commanded, clearly enjoying the power he had over Kiba. Kiba reached down. "Oh no," Naruto said. "Not with your hands. Bitches don't use their hands."

"You're fucking kidding me, Naruto," said Kiba. To prove he wasn't kidding, Naruto smacked Kiba's ass. "Geddown on your hands and knees, and pick stuff up." He smacked Kiba's ass again. "Do it!"

Kiba growled threateningly, but Naruto held up a stiff hand in response.

If there was anything worse than smelling Naruto's month-old, dirty, foul, unwashed underpants it was tasting them. The urge to vomit was almost overpowering, but any time Kiba stopped - even for a second - Naruto gave him a hard slap on the ass. The Inuzuka's rear was red and tender by the time he finished picking up all the clothes and throwing them in the hamper. Somehow, amazingly, they all fit.

"Good boy," Naruto beamed, looking at his floor. It was still covered with old food wrappers and crumbs of meals past, but at least the clothes were gone. "You can get up now."

Nursing a red and sore ass, Kiba stood up. His knees were aching, his ass was aching, and he could swear there was a shred of underpants stuck between his teeth.

By far the most humiliating experience of his life. Luckily no one else was there to see it. Especially since the moment Naruto first spanked his ass he had a hard-on. Somehow, Kiba didn't think it had to do with cock size, more cock position, Naruto hadn't seen Kiba's raging erection. If he had... oh fuck.

Kiba made sure to keep his hands in front of his crotch so Naruto wouldn't see his seven inch boner. But it was no good.

"Say, what's that you've got there Kiba?" Naruto asked, already knowing the answer. He stood up and brought himself just inches away from Kiba. Man his breath stunk... "Is that an erection?" He playfully spanked Kiba's ass again. Kiba's cheeks - both kinds - flushed red.

"You keep that up," he winked at the double entendre, "and you might have a problem."

At that moment Naruto's stomach rumbled.

"Aw, but it'll have to wait. I'm hungry." He grinned. "Make me dinner, bitch."

Glad for any excuse to get his erection away from Naruto Kiba turned and moved into the kitchen. He did a quick inspection of the cupboards and discovered that there was very little to cook with. Somehow, though, he pieced together a stew for himself and Naruto.

By the time the stew was ready - Kiba made sure to keep himself busy in the kitchen so Naruto wouldn't find some other perverted use for him - it was nearly seven. Supper finished, the two sat down on Naruto's couch and ate.

Kiba could only stomach a single bowl, but Naruto finished off the entire pot. Six bowls in all, in fact. When he was finally done Naruto looked almost like Chouji in the gut, his normally slender stomach bulging out obscenely. It was rather hot to Kiba, but he had to shake the thought from his mind before he got another erection.

Naruto belched, not bothing to cover his mouth. It was loud and made the bowls of china precariously stacked in the kitchen rattle.

"Hm..." Naruto mused, apparently thinking. "Get on your hands and knees, Kiba."

"Aw, fuck. I've already cleaned up your damn laundry, I'm not touching the garbage."

"I said get on your hands and knees, BITCH."

Kiba snarled as he did as he was told. Then he swore loudly. Naruto's thumbs hooked around his waistline, and he pulled his pants down to his knees. His bare ass showed, only a foot away from Kiba's face. Naruto craned his head to speak to Kiba.

"Dogs like sniffing ass, don't they? Sniff." Naruto squatted down, bringing his ass level with Kiba's face.

"There's no way I'm sticking my face in your ass."

"Be grateful I'm not telling you to kiss my ass. Sniff."

Grudgingly Kiba crept closer to Naruto's hairy crack. Sweated collected disgustingly at the top of his crack, and there was evidence that Naruto didn't use enough TP.

Just as Kiba's nose touched Naruto's putrid ass the orange-clad ninja let loose the loudest, most obscene fart he could manage, helped immensely by the baked beans Kiba had included in the stew.

"FUUUUUUUUUCK!" Kiba screamed, diving backwards and writing in agony. His senses were overloaded with the stench of Naruto's gas, his eyes were immediately tearing up. He clutched at his nose, desperate to keep the overpowering odour away.

Naruto had the decency to let Kiba recover before he made his next move.

"I swear I'm going to kill you Naruto," Kiba said weakly, slowly getting up from the floor. "Aw, damnit."

The Uzumaki was laughing, seeing the boner his fart had caused on Kiba. He, of course, had his own hard-on, but he was saving that for later. Kiba's boxers were stretching, not at all containing his seven inch cock. Half that jutted up over the elastic waistband, stopping just above Kiba's bellybutton.

Naruto couldn't contain himself, so Kiba had to stand there in humiliation as Naruto laughed at his erection. 'Okay,' Kiba thought angrily, 'as bad as that smelled it was fucking hot, it's not that funny.'

"Suck," Naruto said suddenly. Kiba raised an eyebrow. "Suck?"

"Suck. You're an Inuzuka. What do dogs do best, other than fetch and sniff ass?"

Kiba thought for a minute, it slowly dawning on him. "You're joking."

"Nope. Put your cock in your mouth."

"I really hope you're enjoying this, you sick bastard." Kiba pulled his boxers down, letting them drop to the filthy floor. Naruto got his first look at Kiba's pubes, and wolfwhistled. "Hey Kiba," he snickered, "ever consider cutting? Looks like you'd need a freaking lawn mower for all that hair." Still, he was impressed.

Kiba brushed off a spot on the carpet and sat down. He lay on his back and brought his legs up and over his head. Giving a brief glare at Naruto, the boy opened wide and lowered his cock into his salivating mouth.

'I can't enjoy this, I can't enjoy this,' Kiba thought to himself. Normally he did, but normally he only had Akamaru watching and normally he wasn't being forced to do it as part of some sick game.

Naruto moaned, a tent forming in his pants. The sight of Kiba's cock pumping into his own mouth, the sight of his friend sucking himself off, was so intensely hot. Unconciously his hand drifted down, undoing his fly and letting his beast loose.

In time with Kiba's pumps, Naruto stroked himself. But then an idea struck him, an idea better than watching someone autofellate and whacking off at the same time. He jumped forwards, eagerly eyeing Kiba's exposed asshole.

That tight ass was just waving right in the air, completely open and vulnerable. Naruto almost creamed simply thinking of fucking Kiba while Kiba sucked himself off.

Naruto reached over and grabbed the bottle of lube he always kept handy in his back pocket and pulled it out.

"Aw fuck," Kiba had time to say in between sucks. He was deepthroating himself and it felt great, but he didn't want to ruin the experience by having Naruto shove his cock in his ass.

Naruto pulled off his clothes, leaving them in a pile beside him. He popped open the bottle of lube and slathered it on his cock, stroking a bit to rub it in. For good measure he squirted a bit on Kiba's ass, then prepared for a fucking only he could give.

"Wait!" Kiba cried, momentarily taking his cock out of his mouth. He was coming quite close to climax, and there was a little bit of precum dribbling from the corner of his mouth.

"What is it, bitch?"

"Um," mumbled Kiba, stalling for time. "Wouldn't you... uh, wouldn't you rather me have a shower first?"

"Why?"

"To... um, well, Akamaru fucked me this morning, so wouldn't you like me to clean out before you dive in?"

Naruto sighed. Damnit! "I suppose so, go have a fucking shower. But make it quick. Any more than five minutes and I'm coming in there."

Kiba breathed a sigh of relief, he had five minutes to try and figure a way out of here.

He crossed the room and entered Naruto's bathroom. It was actually surprisingly clean, which briefly made Kiba wonder. He turned on the hot water and stepped into the shower, vigorously scrubbing his face with a cloth to get the stench of Naru-ass off.

The brown-haired ninja hadn't been in the shower a minute before the door slid open. "Shit," he muttered, "I forgot to lock it." Naruto entered the bathroom, already naked, and climbed into the shower.

"I got tired of waiting," he said.

Kiba snuck a glance at Naruto's cock and smirked. Haha, the bastard was an inch shorter than he was. Now standing behind Kiba in the shower, Naruto grabbed the bar of soap and dropped it onto the slippery porcelain floor.

"Fetch," he laughed. Kiba glared his best glare and warily bent over to pick up the soap. But instead of feeling a cock drive up his ass he felt nothing. While he was bent over Naruto had reached above him and grabbed the shower head. It was detachable, so that he could position it and soak the... harder-to-reach spots. While he waited for Kiba to straighten up Naruto held the shower head over his own and drenched himself.

"Here's your soap, asshole." Kiba handed the soap to Naruto, who tossed it aside. Carefully, aware that Kiba was watching, Naruto unscrewed the shower head, leaving just the hose. Hot water sprayed out of it, pleasantly splashing Naruto's bare chest.

"Turn around," Naruto said.

"Oh no," protested Kiba. Naruto raised an eyebrow, brandishing the hose. "It's this or my cock."

Admitting he was fucked anyways, Kiba turned around. He jumped as Naruto roughly shoved the end of the hose up his ass.

Quickly Kiba's feelings of loathing towards Naruto melted into feelings of pleasure as warm water rushed into his anal cavity. It began to fill him up, pressing against the delicate walls of his insides. The more water entered him, the harder he got.

As the water kept flowing, it began to show. His stomach, shiny from the water dripping off of it, began to expand. It grew as a balloon would grow, bulging outwards. Where Naruto's gut was thick from food, Kiba's was thick from the water.

It soon rivalled Naruto's belly, and began to surpass it. But it started to get uncomfortable. There had to be at least a litre and a half of water in his ass. Any more and he would risk rupturing something.

"Uh, I'm taking this out now," he declared. Naruto absent-mindedly nodded, stroking himself was he gaped at Kiba's round belly. Kiba pulled the hose out, letting it dangle down and spray directly into the drain.

He looked down. His cock was almost out of vision, his belly poked out so much. It was so incredibly hot. But before he could begin whacking off to the sight of it he was grabbed from behind by Naruto.

"Now," Naruto whispered, "you're fucked."

"UGH!" Kiba grunted. Naruto bucked his hips and thrust his cock into him. It was an experience neither had ever felt. Kiba was already so full with water that the presence of something solid was almost alien to him. It made him gasp with pleasure.

Naruto had never put his cock up something that already had something in it, so the feeling of water flowing around his cock was even more stimulating than just his cock in Kiba's ass.

With every thrust of Naruto's hips Kiba cried "ah!" a little louder. Soon he was yelling it at the top of his voice, coming closer and closer to climax. He was no longer angry at Naruto. He was lusting for Naruto. He wanted the boy to slam into him HARDER, FASTER. Fuck, he wanted Naruto to add his seed to the liquid already in his ass.

But damnit! With each thrust Kiba's discomfort grew. The water wanted somewhere to go, but it couldn't go back out the way it came.

"Naruto!" he moaned. "I'm going to blow!"

Naruto had the good sense to pull out and back away just as Kiba let all the water out.

It was like a fucking geyser.

"Holy shit, Kiba!" Naruto laughed as Kiba squatted down. Water was shooting out of his ass. "You're asspissing!"

It took almost thirty seconds for all the water to exit his system. He nearly collapsed, tired and sore from getting pounded in the ass by Naruto, from getting spanked by Naruto, from having to stretch and suck himself off, from having to crawl around on his knees for an hour.

"Here," Naruto said, throwing Kiba's arm around his shoulder and leading him out of the shower, "my room's this way."

The wet Kiba landed on Naruto's unmade bed and began snoring immediately. Naruto stood at the foot of the bed for a minute, observing the tuckered-out boy.

"Ah, I'll let you get your sleep. I'm tired too."

Naruto flopped onto the bed beside Kiba and closed his eyes. He'd continue making Kiba his bitch tomorrow morning. Maybe he would make Kiba make him breakfast, or maybe make him suck himself off again... seed was apparently full of protein, you know.

He drifted off, smiling into his pillow and thinking of what he'd make Kiba do while he was still the Uzumaki's bitch.

Kiba waited a few minutes until Naruto's breathing deepened, signalling he was truly asleep. He opened his eyes and rolled over.

His cock was already standing tall, ready for the fun.

"Time for me to show you what a bitch truly is, bitch."

Enjoy.

Fanfic 11: "Morningbreath"

2007-10-11T02:29:32Z

Another KibaNaru smutfic. Because that is what I like to write. Picks up "the morning after." I'm sure you and I both know damn well what Kiba and Naruto were up to the night before, so enjoy what they decide to do the next morning.

Kiba moaned slowly and opened his eyes. An arm, not his own, was draped over his bare chest. The arm belonged to Naruto Uzumaki, who was still snoring soundly beside him.

"Aw, fuck!" Kiba jerked his head as he caught a whiff of Naruto's breath. Damn, that kid had bad breath! Kiba tugged his arm out from underneath Naruto's back and sat up. The blond boy's arm slid off Kiba's chest and came to a rest on Naruto's own.

Sun was brightly shining through the open window. On a rooftop nearby one of the many small birds of Konoha was chirping merrily. His song energized Kiba, who clambered out of bed and stretched.

He stifled his yawn as best he could, but it didn't matter. Naruto was quite soundly asleep, and staying that way.

Kiba drew the blinds a little further and looked out upon Konoha village below. The breeze wafted in the window and tickled his chest. He sighed.

The Inuzuka boy watched as Sakura and Ino strolled along the street below, likely heading to train. The unpaved roads were still mostly empty, but the market stalls were starting to open and the traffic was slowly picking up. In an hour's time it would be busy with villagers shopping and heading for work.

Naruto's flat was pathetically messy, having become even more so than usual the night before. Kiba stepped carefully over that spot as he left his view from the window and beelined for Naruto's bathroom.

"I'll clean that up after," Kiba muttered as he entered the bathroom. Not bothering to lock the door, Kiba disrobed - only his boxers, the rest of his clothing was already on a heap by Naruto's bed - and turned on the shower.

The steaming water splashed over his nude body and he moaned in happiness. The pleasure of a hot shower had been denied to him the last few weeks, Kiba having been off on a mission in the heart of Sound Country.

His shaggy hair received a liberal dose of shampoo and Kiba massaged it in. He was so preoccupied with thoroughly cleansing his brown hair that he didn't hear the bathroom door sliding open. A few seconds later a hand pulled back the curtain and Naruto stepped into the shower with Kiba.

"Morning," Naruto muttered. Kiba returned the greeting. Naruto cringed. "Damn, man, your breath STINKS."

Kiba looked at him incredulously. "MY breath stinks? I'd like to see you wake up and have a disgusting mouth exhaling in your face." Naruto playfully slapped Kiba's ass and stuck his tongue out.

The blond boy grabbed the soap and began to lather up as Kiba rinsed his hair out.

"We're gonna have to clean up," Kiba said, nodding towards the other side of the bathroom door. Naruto nodded, still a little groggily.

"I was thinking we could make it a little dirtier first..."

Kiba turned to look at him. Their slick bodies rubbed up against each other, frothy with soap and hot water. Kiba grabbed Naruto's face and planted a hot kiss. Their tongue's collided and they closed their eyes to enjoy the moment.

Neither remembered to breathe as they mixed saliva so they pulled away a few seconds later, gasping.

"Fuck, morning breath TASTES even worse than it smells!" Kiba breathed. Naruto punched him on the arm.

"Just shut the fuck up and do me," the boy said. He turned around and braced his hands on the tiled wall. Kiba began to salivate seeing Naruto's bare ass, dripping with warm water. He could make it drip with more than just water...

The soap was on the tub floor by Naruto's feet. Kiba bent over to retrieve it, bringing his face very close to Naruto's ass.

He had a nearly-overwhelming urge to bury his tongue in Naruto's crack, but he resisted it. His rapidly-hardening cock would be doing the burying in just a few moments.

Kiba's hand grasped the pink bar and he brought it up to his cock. Soap made an excellent lubricant, especially for shower-fucking.

Naruto's ass was just begging to be penetrated. To Kiba's dismay it was still rather loose from the previous night's action, but there was still fun to be found in that small orifice.

Feet planted, Kiba brushed his cock against Naruto's ass. Naruto shivered in pleasure. The water falling over them only increased their mood, and when Kiba bucked his hips and pushed his hard member into Naruto both gasped.

Kiba's hands gripped Naruto's hips and pushed deeper into his lover. He leaned forward and kissed Naruto as he thrust into the blond-haired ninja.

Naruto took a hand off the wall to rub his own erect member, deeply enjoying the feeling of another boy's cock inside of him.

He could feel it stretching his ass ring, making the muscle yawn in pleasure. He could sense the pressure on his prostate, the ecstasy it caused. He moaned.

Kiba kissed Naruto again and kept thrusting. He began to assist Naruto in jacking off, clutching the boy's hand and rubbing the cock protruding from the blond bush.

"Mhrr..." Naruto said muffledly. He'd thought his sex drive would have depleted after all the energy they'd spent the last night, but he was hornier than ever. Getting topped by Kiba was even sexier than topping Sasuke.

"Naruto?" Kiba asked. Naruto grunted a reply. "I'm getting close..."

Kiba pulled out for a minute. Precum was dripping from his cock.

"Do you want it in your ass or in your face?"

Naruto thought about it for a moment. The feeling of the thick cock digging up his ass and striking his prostate was wonderful, but so too was the feeling of Kiba reaching climax inside his mouth.

His legs made the decision for him. They collapsed, leaving him on his knees in front of Kiba's waiting cock. Naruto looked up at Kiba and grinned devilishly. Then Kiba thrust his cock into Naruto's waiting mouth.

How the fuck Naruto had gotten so good at giving head was beyong Kiba. A little extra "training" with Sasuke, maybe? But Kiba didn't matter HOW Naruto knew how to do it, just that he was damn good at it.

Kiba was brought to climax very quickly. Naruto's tongue, expertly massaging Kiba's cock, exploring every inch of it, wrapped itself around the member.

When Kiba cummed it filled Naruto's mouth. Semen forced itself down Naruto's throat, nearly causing the Uzumaki to gag. By this reflex some of the excess cum spilled out of his mouth to the porcelain ground below.

Kiba waited until his cock had finished its sixth spurt before he slowly retracted it. "Oh shit," he gasped, realizing how fucking amazing the blowjob he just received was.

Naruto got to his feet and locked lips with Kiba. Kiba licked the cum off of Naruto's lips and allowed the semen to flow between their mouths.

The recently-ejaculated was no stranger to his own seed. He had taught Naruto, after discovering his own ability to do so, how to autofellate. A flexible body posessed he, allowing him suck himself off on those lonely nights when he couldn't be with Naruto. It was an aquired taste, one he aquired quite quickly.

This kiss they shared was an especially long one, both lost in the feeling of massaging each others tongues while Kiba's seed washed over them.

Naruto's hand drifted down to his cock and he began to rub it again. Kiba pulled away from the kiss and swallowed the cum in his mouth. He grabbed Naruto's arm and looked him in the eyes.

"Let me help you out there." He got to his own knees and, like Naruto had done minutes before, fitted as much of the boy's cock into his mouth as he could.

It was days that began like this that Kiba knew would be orgasmic. Fucking orgasmic.

Fanfic 10 - "All Tied Up"

2007-10-08T23:32:25Z

This time it's a ShikaChouTentacle fic. ^^

"This is troublesome." Shikamaru pried the vines off that had latched stubbornly onto his leg. Chouji was having similar difficulties, although he was preoccupied with the snapping jaw of the giant man-eating plant from which the vines were coming.

"Chouji, hand me one of your kunais." The chubbier ninja passed a knife over to his teammate. Shikamaru's kunais were laying out of reach a few feet away, the pack having fallen off while he wrestled with the vines.

Methodically the Nara began to hack at the vines. The man-eating plant snapped angrily every time one of its limbs was chopped off, trying to take off Chouji's foot.

Shikamaru dropped down and landed on the mass of removed vines. Chouji was still suspended several feet above, being drawn ever closer to the jaw of the plant.

He jumped up into a tree to avoid the vines determinedly trying to recapture him and thought about the best way to rescue his friend.

"Shikamaru!" called Chouji. The teeth of the vicious plant had caught hold of one of his ninja-standard shoes and ripped it off. In just another few minutes he'd lose a leg.

"I'm thinking, Chouji." What a drag. It was Chouji, stumbling along and not paying attention, that drew them into Sunamaru's trap. Now Shikamaru had to get them out of it. Again.

"Chouji," Shikamaru said quietly, "when I say so, drop your bag of chips into the plant's mouth."

He could see Chouji tense up. "B-but that's m-my snack!" he cried.

"You're going to be snack if you don't drop the bag into its mouth when I tell you to. Ready?"

Grumbling, the ninja pulled the half-full bag of pork-flavoured chips from his pack. He held it, ready to toss it towards the plant.

"Go!" Chouji threw the bag as Shikamaru jumped from his position. The genious ninja pulled out the kunai he had gotten from Chouji and prepared for gravity to send him falling onto the plant below.

The bag of chips landed in the man-eating plant's mouth and the giant trap snapped shut greedily. Chouji moaned in loss as he heard the chips being devoured inside the plant.

Shikamaru held out the kunai, plunging it into the plant's head as he reached it. The kunai struck through both lips of the green demon, and the plant quivered in pain.

It let out a cry of pain before it collapsed, sending Chouji tumbling to the ground below.

"Oww!" Chouji exclaimed. Shikamaru landed gracefully beside him and helped the clumsier of the two to his feet. The plant all around them had stopped moving, stopped attacking the ninja.

"You owe me another bag of chips," mumbled Chouji. Shikamaru couldn't supress a smile.

"We need to get moving or we'll lose Sunamaru," Shikamaru replied. He was about to take off when something grabbed his ankles. By the cry beside him, the same had happened to Chouji.

Both boys fell to the ground as the vines sprung to life and grabbed their prey.

The vines pulled the ninja up into the air, dangling them upside down. Chouji's pack, still open from his withdrawal of chips, emptied onto the ground feet below.

"Damn!" Chouji swore as his only weapons fell out of his reach. Both ninja were completely defenceless.

Not wanting to take any chances, the vines began to pull off everything not glued to the ninja. The first to come off were the two's shoes, and then their headbands. Their tops followed suit, and none too carefully the vines tore off Chouji and Shikamaru's pants.

The sight of his friend naked was not something Shikamaru ever intended to see. But, damn!, he couldn't help but notice that Chouji was HUNG.

"Shikamaru," Chouji cried. He grabbed at the vines, trying to pull them from his body. The vines tightened their grip and the ninja gasped.

Shikamaru's mind was spinning, trying to find ways to get the two of them free. He didn't even have material that he could improvise tools from, he had nothing. Just as a plan began to form the vines demonstrated that they had better ideas.

Several vines grabbed Shikamaru's arms, pulling him up into a horizontal position. He began to be drawn towards Chouji's cock, which was being tickled into an erection by several vines.

"Shit," muttered the helpless ninja. He tried to squirm away, but the vines wouldn't have any of it. Whether he wanted to or not, he was about to have the eight-inch cock of Chouji going down his throat in a few seconds.

Chouji watched in fascination and horror as Shikamaru came closer and closer to his dick. The vines which had been methodically stroking him retracted, leaving his thick member open for the Nara to suck.

He had never experienced something so odd as feeling his friend's mouth envelop his cock. He'd whacked off before, but that feeling paled in comparison to getting a blowjob from Shikamaru - forced, of course.

Shikamaru gagged as Chouji's cock was pushed into his mouth. It slid along his tongue, diving deeper into his mouth and striking the back of his throat. It very nearly missed hitting that sweet spot that causes you to vomit.

The vines began to thrust Shikamaru over Chouji's cock, forcing him to give the larger boy a blowjob. Shikamaru didn't want to, but until he came up with a plan there was nothing he could do.

Chouji was enjoying it much more than Shikamaru. He had tilted his head back and closed his eyes. A moan of pleasure was escaping his lips. He knew it was wrong for him to be enjoying it, but it felt so damn good!

But the pleasure ended as quickly as it started. The vines pulled Shikamaru off of Chouji, briefly leaving a trail of saliva between the mouth and cock. The bridge broke when Shikamaru was spun around quickly, so that his bare ass was facing Chouji.

"Damnit," Shikamaru muttered, realizing what was about to happen. Chouji's cock was well-lubricated, and Shikamaru's ass was free for the fucking.

Vines grabbed ahold of Chouji's arms and righted him, positioning his cock in front of Shikamaru's ass. Chouji gulped. Secretly he wanted to thrust his long dick up Shikamaru's ass, but he feared what would happen if he did. He would certainly impale his friend!

The green arms of the perverted plant pulled Chouji towards Shikamaru, who was still trying to spit the taste of cock from his mouth.

Shikamaru yelled in pain. Chouji slammed into the Nara, shoving his eight-inch member into the tight, virgin ass ring.

Viciously the vines began to force Chouji thrust in and out of Shikamaru, whose thinking abilities were becoming insanely impaired by the unimaginable pain he was experiencing. He'd nearly been ripped in two by the thick log suddenly piercing his ass. Blood was surely adding to the lubrication on Chouji's cock.

Again, while Shikamaru was thoroughly NOT enjoying getting fucked, Chouji certainly was. It was a bit uncomfortable to be forced to thrust by the vines, but the feeling of entering Shikamaru was wonderful.

He ignored the screams of pain from Shikamaru, ignored the blood steadily oozing from Shikamaru's ass. Chouji lost himself in the pleasure.

But Shikamaru tried to keep a clear head. How were they to get out of this? They were at the mercy of this plant, without any weapons.

And then Chouji's thrusting slowed to a stop.

A ninja, dressed in dark clothes and sporting a Sand Village headband struck through the centre, stepped into view. He was obviously Sunamaru, the ninja Shikamaru and Chouji had been following.

"Enjoying yourselves?" Sunamaru asked, his voice a croak. The two glared at the ninja; Shikamaru because he was being forcibly raped by Chouji, and Chouji because the vines had stopped pleasuring him by making him fuck Shikamaru.

"How easily you two stumbled into my trap, it was almost as if you WANTED to get caught in it." Shikamaru craned his head around to look at Chouji, who was flushing.

"I can leave the plant to continue its work," Sunamaru said, "but that wouldn't be any fun. I'd be able to get away too easily. I think I'll just end it here."

He snapped his fingers. A vine flew from amongst the tangle, straight towards Chouji's unprotected ass. It struck and forced itself in, immediately slamming against Chouji's prostate.

Having come so close to climax while being forced to fuck Shikamaru, this brought Chouji over the edge. He yelled out and ejaculated.

Cum burst from his cock into Shikamaru's ass, filling the ninja up. Six spurts came from the eight inch cock, much to Sunamaru's pleasure. He watched in amusement as Shikamaru squirmed in displeasure.

Chouji shuddered as he orgasmed, guiltily enjoying it. When he was finished the vine retracted from his ass with a wet squelch and the other vines pulled him away from Shikamaru.

Semen dripped from the Nara's sore ass onto the ground below. Both boys were spent, and with another snap of the fingers Sunamaru commanded the vines to slowly let the two down.

They were set beside their torn-off clothing, sticky with Chouji's cum. Sunamaru loomed over them, smirking.

"Catch me when you can," said he. The fugitive ninja jumped up into a tree and vanished, leaving Shikamaru and Chouji along by the now-docile plant.

Shikamaru couldn't move, his ass was burning in pain. Blood and semen were dripping from it, he could not believe that he didn't die from the pain.

Chouji was likewise not moving, but it was from the energy lost in his fucking that caused his immobility. His cock rested on his round belly, slowly receding and leaving a trail of cum and Shikamaru's blood.

"We... we need to go after Sunamaru."

"I can't move, Chouji."

Chouji slowly sat up, groaning with the effort. Shikamaru lay facedown, his face turned away from the teammate who had just fucked him.

"What the fuck?"

Shikamaru found the energy to whip his head around. Naruto, Kakashi, and Akamaru appeared from out of the bushes. Their kunais were at the ready, but the knives fell to the leafy ground when they saw the scene before them.

"What the fuck?" Naruto repeated, looking in shock from Chouji to Shikamaru. Sunamaru smiled devilishly from his spot in the trees above.

Fanfic 9: "Fun for One"

2007-10-01T01:23:58Z

A solo fic. That's right. It ain't KibaNaru, it ain't even KibaAka. It's just plain Kiba.

Naruto goes off on a mission with Akamaru, leaving Kiba alone and with no one to fuck. Poor Kiba. But, alas, he finds a way to entertain himself.

"Aw, you've got to be fucking kidding me."

"I'm afraid not, Naruto." Kakashi observed Naruto with his uncovered eye. "And watch your mouth."

"You've just told me that you're sending me and Akamaru on a mission but not Kiba! I'm going to use whatever language I want to!"

Kakashi Hatake sighed. "Do you know WHY Kiba's not coming on the mission?" Naruto was silent, but still fuming. He grudgingly shook his head. "Your... relationship... gets in the way. You can't function properly in a mission if Kiba's there."

Naruto was dumbstruck. How - ? How did Kakashi know about him and Kiba?! He was about to ask when his sensei spoke again.

"You're always pushing each other and swearing at each other. You'll compromise the mission doing that. I won't have it."

The blond ninja breathed a sigh of relief. So Kakashi DIDN'T know. Phew. That would have been messy to explain.

"But, Sensei," Naruto asked, "why is Akamaru coming then?"

"The mission needs his unique skills. You won't be able to track Sunamaru without his nose."

As much as he didn't like it, Naruto had to accept the mission as it was. If he protested any more Kakashi would get suspicious and want to know why Naruto wanted the boy he was secretly fucking to come along with him so badly.

"When're we leaving?"

"Right now."

"But-! Don't I get to say goodbye?!"

"Afraid not, Naruto. Let's go."

Kiba watched from the window of his apartment as Naruto, Akamaru, and Kakashi departed from Konoha Village. He had heard their conversation with his sensitive hearing and was glad Naruto cared enough about him not to just simply say 'okay,' and leave. But it would be a lonely three days for Kiba.

Naruto would be gone, so would Akamaru. No one he could fuck would remain in Konoha. Sasuke was on a mission with Sakura, so he couldn't even fuck about with his other fling even if he really wanted to. Damnit.

The Inuzuka boy stepped away from the window and dropped onto his couch. What was he going to do for three days? What if he got really horny? There was no one...

Of course, thinking of the ass he now didn't have access to began to get him aroused. He closed his eyes and cursed as his cock began to grow hard.

It pushed against his pants, begging for him to touch it. Begging to be put into an awaiting ass. But there was none. Touching himself had lost its stimulation after all his fun with Naruto and Akamaru. He could barely get off to it anymore.

Kiba unconciously unzipped his pants and let his cock hang out. He absent-mindedly fondled it, looking out the window and wishing that Naruto hadn't gone on the mission.

He could chase after Naruto... but... no. That wouldn't work. What would he say? Like Naruto, Kiba wondered what Kakashi would think if Kiba suddenly showed up and begged the Uzumaki not to go.

If it were just Naruto and Akamaru on the mission it would be easier. Kiba could just run out, grab Naruto and throw him into the bushes. He would grab the blond by the trousers and pull his pants off. Akamaru would perform the man beast clone jutsu and join in as Kiba and Naruto got down to some hot sex just outside Konoha's walls.

Drool dripped from Kiba's canines as he thought of it. It splashed onto his bare chest and shook him back to reality.

Kiba wasn't outside, tearing his clothes off and fucking Naruto long and hard. He was in his apartment, half-dressed, fantasizing about it.

Some of the drool struck his dying erection, and as suddenly as his cock jumped back to attention Kiba got an idea.

But he hadn't tried it before. Would it work? Could he reach? Kiba knew Akamaru could, but Akamaru was normally a dog and was blessed with that kind of flexibility.

Trying to keep from salivating even more at the thought of what he was about to try doing, Kiba unbuttoned his pants and pulled them off. He didn't need to remove his briefs, for the last few weeks he had been going commando - much easier to go for some quick sex with Naruto when you didn't have to muck about with extra clothing.

He sat nude on his couch, looking at his cock and contemplating how he was going to go about getting it in his mouth. The very thought excited him; he had tried a great number of things, but this was a first. Something fresh, something he hadn't yet experienced!

Kiba tried simply to bend over, but his mouth was still inches from his erect cock.

He next tried gripping the underside of his couch and pulling himself down. He got even closer this time, but didn't quite reach his waiting cock.

"Damnit," Kiba breathed. He tried sucking in his gut and trying again. "Shit!" So close, but so far! An inch, just an inch of air separated him from a new pleasure.

"This isn't going to work," he muttered. He got up from the couch and stumbled over to his bed a few feet away. He lived in a one-room flat, perfect for quickly segueing from one sex-spot to the next.

Kiba lay on his back on his bed. He lifted his legs up and tried to lower his cock down into his mouth, but that too was a no go. Not getting cock was making him harder than ever! Precum was seeping from his cock, a little dripped down into his mouth.

Greedily Kiba swirled the tease around his tongue before swallowing it. If only he could get a full load in there!

By mistake his feet struck the wall at the head of his bed, giving him another idea.

He planted both feet on the wall and started walking down it. With each step his cock got closer to his mouth. Kiba stuck his tongue out and tried to get a lick, but he was still a few steps away.

But as he brought his feet further down the wall he got tantalizingly closer. Three inches... two inches... one inch...

"Oh fuck yes!" Kiba cried. The head of his cock met his mouth and his tongue shot out. It licked around his head, stimulating him and making him shudder in pleasure.

Three more steps brought the majority of his cock into his mouth. He was deep enough in to smell his pubes. Kiba would probably have muttered something about knowing now what Naruto felt like when he had to suck him off, but Kiba was too busy feeling his own member in his mouth to bother.

He bobbed his head, sucking his cock and digesting the pleasure of autofellatio.

It had always gotten him off watching Akamaru doing it, but Kiba had never attempted it himself. But he could see why the dogs enjoyed doing it so much.

He closed his eyes and got sucked into the experience. His tongue felt all around his cock, massaging its every square inch of skin and applying a wonderful slight pressure.

Kiba had, of course, felt a cock identical to this in his mouth before. Akamaru would oft perform the man beast clone jutsu and they'd service each other when they were bored, but Kiba had never sucked his OWN.

He wondered if his own semen had the same flavour as Akamaru's...?

He would soon find out.

Giving his own cock a blowjob was a wonderfully stimulating experience and Kiba Inuzuka was coming quite quickly towards climax.

Not wanting to miss a beat, Kiba sucked faster and harder. He bucked his hips, thrusting his cock into his mouth even further. Kiba felt it strike the back of his throat. His first reflex was to gag. His second was to keep sucking.

He was beginning to sweat from the effort. His feet slipped off of the wall at the exact wrong moment.

His cock was wrenched from his mouth just as he reached climax. Instead of ejaculating deep into Kiba's throat his seven inch cock dropped its load all over Kiba's sweating face.

Cum splattered all over Kiba. In his hair, in his eyes, up his nose. Only a depressingly small amount of his semen made it to his lips.

Kiba's legs fell back down onto the bed and he lay spreadeagled, panting.

"Fuck," he moaned. All that work, and he didn't even get the pleasure of tasting a full day's shot in his awaiting mouth!

He didn't move for a few minutes, trying to get his breath back. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Kiba slowly sat up and grabbed the towel that he had stashed under his pillow. The towel that he normally used to mop up Naruto's and Akamaru's messes instead wiped off his disappointed, cum-splattered face.

He got dressed again once he was cleaned off and looked out his window at the setting sun.

Today was a bust. He didn't get to fuck Naruto before the kid left on a mission with his other fuck. He didn't get to properly suck himself off, and he wouldn't be able to give it another go until tomorrow.

But, hey, tomorrow! Kiba grinned. He would try again tomorrow. And tomorrow, he was sure, he wouldn't slip up. Every single fucking drop would go down his throat.

And when Naruto got back from his mission, he would surely as fuck be delighted at what Kiba would teach him how to do.

Fanfic 8: "First Time"

2007-09-29T01:56:08Z

After a few days' silence because of a busybusybusy life, here's another KibaNaru fic. Enjoy!

"So? What's the answer?" Iruka crossed his arms and looked expectantly at his class. He was met with silence and dumbfounded expressions.

The teacher sighed. "Kiba, what's the answer?"

Kiba Inuzuka started and sat up. He had been resting his head on the desk and forming quite a respectable puddle on its surface with his drool.

"The... the answer?"

"Yes, the answer," snapped Iruka. "It's on your test. What did you get on your test?"

Kiba looked down groggily. "Er," he replied, "drool?"

The class sniggered. Iruka's face flushed with anger.

"Detention. After class."

The boy jumped up in protest. "What?!" he cried. The class stopped laughing. He was planning on having some ramen with Naruto after class.

"You can't do that!" Naruto cried, realizing what was going on. He, likewise, was looking forward to ramen after class - especially since Kiba was paying.

"Watch me," Iruka responded calmly. "You can stay after class, too."

Kiba and Naruto weren't happy. By the time class was dismissed they were more than ticked that Iruka would give them detentions - and on a Friday!

"I've had enough with you two." Iruka placed his hands on his desk and looked sternly at the two ninja. They looked back, hoping dearly that looks COULD kill. "Every class you goof off, don't pay attention. Neither of you will pass unless you pick it up."

"It's not our fault, Iruka-sensei!" said Naruto. Lately he hadn't been getting much sleep and so his general attentiveness level dropped even further than it already was.

"Naruto, Kiba, I won't tolerate this. Please just get your work done. If you don't understand it, come to me. I can help."

"Here we go with another boring lecture," whispered Kiba to Naruto.

"Damnit, Kiba!" cried Iruka. "If you hope to become ninjas you two had better drop it and start paying attention!"

"Ugh, are you done?"

Iruka swore under his breath. He wasn't getting anywhere with these two. "Fine," he growled. "Get out of here."

The two ninjas grabbed their things and left the classroom. "Damn," said Kiba when they were out of their teacher's hearing. Naruto nodded. They were no strangers to Iruka's lectures, but nonetheless they were still annoying to sit through.

"And Naruto, I'm not paying for more than two bowls of your ramen."

"Aw, c'mon Kiba!"

Kiba tried not to smile as Naruto gave him his best puppyface. "No. Last time I let you pig out I was broke for a month."

They got to the ramen stand and took seats. Each ordered a bowl of their favourite flavours - beef for Kiba, pork for Naruto. While they ate Kiba noticed that Naruto kept glancing over at him.

"What do you want, Naruto?" Kiba finally asked. Naruto looked stunned. Apparently he didn't realize how obvious he was being with his looks.

"I've been meaning to tell you something, Kiba."

"Well, spit it out."

"I..." Naruto floundered. How could he say it? "I'm ... I'm attracted to you."

Kiba only barely managed to keep from falling off his stool. Naruto flushed and tore his eyes off Kiba. He began to eat really quickly, never a good sign.

"You're WHAT?"

"N-nothing, Kiba." Naruto was heartbroken. He didn't say it right, Kiba took it the wrong way. Was there a right way to take it? Naruto was sexually attracted to another man. He couldn't believe he had told Kiba. Shit!

"Naruto..." Kiba said quietly. "I'm attracted to you too."

The blond ninja looked up in surprise. A ramen noodle hung limp from his chin, dripping broth onto his jacket. "R-really?"

"I'm sorry I reacted like that," said Kiba. "I was just surprised to hear you say it."

Kiba was glad that the owner of the ramen shop was busy in the back room and didn't hear what he said next.

"Whenever I think about you I ... I get horny."

A knowing smile crept onto Naruto's face. "Same with me."

Both boys looked at each other for a few moments. They had just admitted that they were attracted to each other. Sexually. What the hell do you do after that?

"Do you, I mean, would you like to come over to my place?" Naruto asked. Kiba nodded. They threw money onto the counter and left.

The walk to Naruto's apartment was quiet. They were both thinking about what they had just admitted to each other. Neither knew that the other had felt the same way since each had hit puberty and were old enough to feel sexually attracted to someone.

"Just drop your bag there." Naruto indicated to the messy heap where his bag had been deposited moments before. He took off his shoes and kicked them into a corner. Kiba looked at Naruto's apartment in awe.

He couldn't believe someone could live in a place so disorganized.

It was indescribable how messy it was. Kiba wondered if it had ever been cleaned.

"Come in," Naruto said. He waited for Kiba to take off his shoes before approaching the Inuzuka boy.

"Naruto," Kiba began, but he didn't finish. The blond boy reached out and took his friend's face in his hands. They looked into each other's eyes, and Naruto drew his face closer to Kiba's.

They could smell each other's breath, echoes of what they had eaten minutes before. Naruto's lips touched Kiba's and they engaged in the first kiss for either one of them.

Naruto didn't know if it was instinct or what, but he knew what to do. His tongue gently passed between his lips and Kiba's, touching the other boy's muscle and stroking it.

The two tongues collided and felt each other as the boys closed their eyes and enjoyed a moment they hoped would never end.

But when both forgot to breathe and had to pull apart to keep from passing out their intimate moment ended.

Kiba didn't move his tongue, trying to hold onto the feeling of Naruto's massaging it. It was a wonderful feeling, the first of many he would experience with the boy.

"I think I love you Kiba."

"I think I do too, Naruto."

The two sat down on the couch. Kiba happened to glance down and see that a small bulge was growing in Naruto's pants. His eyes widened in surprise. In response, Kiba's own began to grow.

"Naruto?"

"Yeah Kiba?" Naruto was still breathless from their first kiss. It was indeed breathtaking. But as he thought of him and Kiba kissing thoughts invaded his mind of Kiba in the dressing room. Thoughts of Kiba without clothes on. Naruto began to get aroused.

"Have you ever... um," Kiba didn't know how to say it. "Touched yourself?"

Naruto thought about that. "No," he finally replied.

Kiba shifted uncomfortably. His erection was pushing against his pants and running out of room. His own thoughts of Naruto naked were rampant in his mind.

"I have." Naruto blinked. What did Kiba mean? "But there's something else... I don't know where it came from, but when I touch myself I think of... of putting my stuff up your... up your ass."

The other ninja was shocked. "What?!" he asked.

"I said when I touch myself I think of sticking my cock up your ass!" cried Kiba. He clamped a hand over his mouth. He had tried not to use such crude terms, but Naruto just wasn't getting it.

"You mean...?"

"Yeah."

"Oh."

Naruto sat there. The image of it suddenly sent his cock into a frenzy. He suddenly WANTED Kiba's cock up his ass, as shocking a thing as that may be.

"Would you?" Naruto asked. Kiba's jaw dropped. He grabbed Naruto and kissed him again. This time their erect members rubbed against each other, separated only by a few layers of clothing. The feel made them tingle all over.

When they broke away from the kiss Naruto began to undo the zipper on his jacket. He took it off and then pulled off his white tee.

Kiba stopped him as Naruto reached for his fly.

"Let me," he whispered. The Inuzuka proceeded to carefully pull off his pants, getting his first look at Naruto's erect cock.

Tufts of blond hair were gathered at its base, and it extended out for at least five inches before the head. A little bit of a sticky substance that Naruto had never seen before was oozing out of the end of his cock.

Kiba took off his clothes, aided by Naruto. They found themselves naked on Naruto's couch, looking at each other's penises. Kiba had seen his own many times, touched his own many times, but he had never seen Naruto's.

They kissed again, this time without folds of clothing between their cocks. The feeling of the other's member rubbing against theirs stimulated the two to no end.

As each moment passed Kiba grew readier for what he was about to do. He broke from the kiss and got up. Naruto looked at him in bewilderment, wondering where he was going.

It paid off, though, as the Uzumaki was afforded a view of Kiba's ass as Kiba bent over to retrieve something from his backpack.

The tube of lotion was uncapped as he sat back on the couch.

"What's that for?" asked Naruto. Kiba squeezed a little onto his hand, and then rubbed his cock. The lubrication made his member glisten in the light and Naruto looked on in awe.

"Roll over, Naruto," Kiba said. Naruto, realizing what was coming, obeyed. He didn't know what it would feel like, but he wanted to find out.

Kiba moved his lubricated cock towards Naruto's virgin ass. The ring was so tight Kiba doubted for a second whether he'd fit. As far as Naruto was concerned, his ass was used for shitting, not for sexual pleasure. That was about to change.

"Bite down onto the couch," instructed Kiba. Naruto craned his head around to look at him quizzically. Kiba repeated. Not wanting to disappoint Kiba, Naruto clamped down onto the arm of the couch. He didn't know why Kiba wanted him to do it, but he would soon.

Fast and hard, Kiba thrust his hips. The head of his cock reached Naruto's ass and forced itself inside. The tight ring was rudely stretched open, and Kiba pushed himself into Naruto.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Naruto screamed. He forgot about biting the couch and screamed in pain. His knuckles turned white as he gripped the edges of his sofa. His ass was on fire, it hurt so bad!

"Get it out, get it the fuck out!" he wailed. His eyes began to water and he could swear he was bleeding. Kiba hurriedly pulled out and rolled Naruto over.

"Are you okay?" asked the Inuzuka. He was horrified. Was it supposed to hurt that bad?!

Tears were streaming down Naruto's face as he clutched at his rear in pain. "Do..." he gasped, "it... again."

Kiba hesitated, but Naruto rolled over. "D-do it ag-again."

Again Kiba thrust his cock into Naruto, and again Naruto screamed in agony. This time was slightly less painful, though. Hesitantly Kiba pulled out a bit and thrust in again.

Naruto gasped. Beyond the pain he could begin to feel Kiba inside him. Feel the cock of the other boy in his body.

"Keep doing it," Naruto breathed. Kiba kept plunging into Naruto, hitting him again and again.

And then a new feeling for Naruto! On one of Kiba's thrusts Naruto experienced something wonderful. The head of Kiba's cock struck part of him and a wave of pleasure was sent through his body. Naruto gasped and Kiba stopped for a moment.

"What's wrong?" Kiba asked in concern.

"Could you... could you hit that spot again?"

"Why? What happened?"

"Just hit it again."

Naruto moaned in pleasure as Kiba struck his prostate again. "Holy shit," he cried, and urged Kiba to go faster. Kiba began to buck his hips more quickly, pulling in and out of Naruto's ass in rapid succession.

He was coming close to orgasm. Kiba would at times rub himself until he orgasmed, and he realized that he didn't need to touch himself if the walls of Naruto's anus were doing the touching for him.

His cock was getting ready to climax. He kept hitting Naruto's prostate, stimulating Naruto and himself. And then he reached the top.

"Oh fuck!" Kiba moaned. His cock began to pulse and a feeling of complete ecstasy washed over him. The white fluid that was at the end of Naruto's cock was now coming out of Kiba's in waves - right into Naruto's ass.

Naruto gasped as he felt something warm invade his ass. He felt the overwhelming urge to grab his cock as Kiba had done and rub it. In only two rubs he reached climax.

Naruto's first orgasm was something he wouldn't forget. With Kiba's cock lodged up his ass, laying on his stomach on his couch, Naruto ejaculated his first semen.

He had never experienced an orgasm and the feeling of the cum spurting out of his cock was amazing. It splattered all over his couch, but Naruto didn't care. The orgasm drained his energy and he collapsed into the pool of sweat and semen.

Kiba pulled out of Naruto, struggling not to lose consciousness. Semen was forming a bridge between the end of his cock and Naruto's stretched ass. Naruto himself was out like a light, and once Kiba found a semi-comfortable position he too fell asleep.

"Kiba?"

"Mmm?"

"What did we do?"

Kiba slowly opened his eyes. He was sitting on Naruto's couch, arm dangling over one end. His cock was covered in dried seed. Naruto was standing, holding his ass and wearing a look of pain.

"I... I can't sit down."

Naruto was concerned. When he awoke and tried to shift into a sitting position his ass hurt like hell. He stood up and roused Kiba.

"Take a shower," Kiba suggested groggily. He was concerned that Naruto couldn't sit down, but as his mind booted back up it made sense. He WAS violently fucking Naruto, after all. The poor kid's ass had never taken that much abuse. It would probably be sore for days.

It was dark in Naruto's apartment. They had fallen asleep at around five, and since then the sun had set. A quick glance at Naruto's clock told Kiba it was almost ten.

Kiba tried to recover while Naruto was taking a shower. He was still completely beat from his first sex with Naruto, he couldn't imagine how tired Naruto was.

When Naruto got out of the shower a half hour later he had a slightly different walk. He gingerly exited the bathroom, trying as little as possible not to shift his unimaginably sore ass.

"You should have a shower too, Kiba."

Kiba didn't hear Naruto. He was busy thinking. He had once touched himself until he orgasmed twice in a day, maybe...

"Hey, Naruto..."

"Yeah, Kiba?"

"Would you... like to go at it again?"

Tags: Lots.

Fanfic 7: "Teamwork"

2007-09-25T02:04:23Z

DOUBLE PENETRATION FOR THE WIN. That is all.

Are they sorry? Probably not. Neither Kiba, nor Naruto, nor even Sasuke were sorry about the events that unfolded during the night. If they had any regrets, it was that it hadn't happened sooner.

If you've ever come back from some journey or mission during which some rather unexpected and unpleasant things happened, I'm sure you can relate to what Kiba Inuzuka wished to do when he arrived back in Konoha village.

He wanted to get smashed.

He had been traveling for over a week and was quite worn out. But rather than sleep for the better part of the next day, Kiba wanted to drown himself in the wonders of alcohol.

And who better to do it with than Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha?

The two ninja in question were where Kiba expected them to be on a Saturday evening: eating at the most delicious ramen stand in all of Konoha.

"Kiba, you're back!" exclaimed Naruto through a mouthful of noodles. Kiba sat down between the two and ordered a bowl or pork flavoured ramen.

"I was getting bored without you!"

Kiba looked at Naruto, raised an eyebrow, and then looked at Sasuke. The blond ninja nearly keeled over.

"Wh-what?!" Naruto cried. "N-no!"

"Don't lie, Naruto," Kiba said. "I can smell him on you."

Sasuke remained taciturn as Naruto tried to convince Kiba that he'd never been near Sasuke. He was lying, of course, but he didn't want to admit that he'd fucked the Uchiha a couple of times since Kiba left for Suna village.

Akamaru growled at Naruto, whose face was flush with humiliation.

"Do you know what, Naruto? I don't give a fuck."

Naruto gave a weak smile. At least Kiba wasn't going to clock him. But he certainly wasn't going to fuck him for a while, either. Damnit.

"What do you say we hang out tonight at my place, my treat," Kiba suggested. "I'm tired from the trip from Suna, so I think we should all get piss drunk and watch a couple of movies. Deal?"

Both Naruto and Sasuke agreed, though the darker-haired of the two didn't accept the invitation as enthusiastically as the other. Naruto was ecstatic that Kiba was still talking to him, let alone inviting him over to his place to get drunk.

"I'll catch you guys later," Kiba said, and he and Akamaru paid for their dishes of ramen and left.

Naruto was silent for a moment. "I haven't fucked you since Monday, how could I still smell like you?"

Sasuke shrugged. "At least he didn't see the semen stain on your jacket, dobe."

The blond ninja looked down and swore. "Shit, I'd better get changed before I go over to Kiba's." He opened his wallet and threw some change down. The owner of the ramen shop, who had been listening to their conversation with mild interest, was shocked that Naruto had only eaten three bowls of ramen before departing. That had to be a record!

"Meet you at Kiba's!" called Naruto before he disappeared into the evening crowd at the market. Sasuke finished his ramen and paid, adding the tip that Naruto forgot.

Sasuke was the first to arrive at Kiba's apartment an hour later. Naruto was undoubtably having a vigorous shower to try and wash off the smell of Uchiha on his body.

"Hey Sasuke," Kiba greeted. Akamaru barked from his seat on the couch. "Where's the dumb fuck who'll screw anything that moves?"

"Late, as always," replied Sasuke as he stepped into the apartment.

Like Sasuke's home, Kiba's was simple and clean. Small, but efficient. Definately better than the smelly sty that Naruto called home.

"What do you want to drink?" Kiba asked. He was eager to get down to business. It didn't matter that Naruto wasn't here yet, the more to go around!

"Whatever you've got."

A stubby bottle was put into Sasuke's pale hands, and the Uchiha pressed its mouth to his lips. Kiba had already taken a big swig of his own, and he dropped onto the couch.

He grabbed the remote and flipped through the channels. As always in Konoha, there was nothing for a horny teen to watch on a Saturday night.

Kiba hadn't actually gone through his movie collection so he really didn't know which movies they were going to watch. But, he realized as he took another gulp of his alcoholic beverage, they'd probably find something more fun than watch a movie. He fondly remembered a game of Twister he, Naruto and Akamaru had played. Fuck, that was fun.

There came a rap at the door. "About time," Kiba said, and hoisted himself off of the couch. He nearly tripped and nearly fell into Naruto's arms as he opened the door.

"What, you couldn't wait for me?" asked Naruto. He was perspiring, he must have run to get here. So much for that shower.

"The beer's in the fridge," Kiba said. He kicked the door closed once Naruto was in and locked it.

All three ninja sat on the couch, drinks in hand, and wondered what to do.

"Kiba?" asked Naruto.

"Mhm?" responded the Inuzuka.

"You don't happen to have that game of Twister still, eh?"

Sasuke looked over, a thin eyebrow raised. Naruto blushed.

"Well, how about we watch some KTV?" the blond ninja suggested, referring to Konoha's local station.

"Nothing on."

"Damn."

They drank their drinks, and then went for round two.

Akamaru was sitting on the remote, and at the threat of him releasing some good old wind chakra - he'd eaten some nasty food before they got to Konoha - the three ninja were stuck watching KNN.

"And in other news," the newscaster said. A video of a number of young-looking ninja appeared next to his head, "the latest graduates from Konoha Academy received their headbands today. Congratulations on becoming the next generation of genins!"

"Remember when we got our headbands?" asked Kiba. Naruto nodded. "That felt like ages ago."

"Say," said Sasuke suddenly. Kiba and Naruto looked at him. "You've both fucked me, right?"

The other two nodded as he finished his fourth drink. "But you've never fucked me at the same time..."

Naruto's eyes widened. "What do you mean, Sasuke?"

"What do you think he means, dumb shit?"

"Shut the fuck up, Kiba."

"I mean, if you both wanted to, I wouldn't mind."

"Holy shit."

Naruto and Kiba looked at each other in amazement. Sasuke, offering himself up to both of them?! How drunk was he?

Just thinking of it made Naruto hard. "But..." he wondered, "how do you...?"

"Very carefully," replied Sasuke. Akamaru barked in happiness. He knew what was coming.

All three ninja were getting very hard, very fast. Naruto was the first to unzip his pants. Kiba soon followed. They took their clothes off, waiting expectantly for Sasuke.

"Do you two morons even know how it's done?" They shook their heads. They were horny and more than ready to get right at it. Unfortunately, if they did so, they'd probably rip Sasuke in two.

Sasuke derobed, dropping his dark blue garments on Kiba's clean floor. He sat on the bed and held up a finger.

Naruto and Kiba watched in fascination as the Uchiha licked his finger and then proceeded to bring it near his bare ass. They shuddered in pleasure as they watched him shove his finger up his ass.

He didn't even flinch. "Akamaru," he said. The white dog barked happily and bounded off the couch. He more than willingly licked the rest of Sasuke's fingers until they were coated in slippery saliva.

Sasuke wiggled his finger around, loosening his tight ass just a little. Then, he inserted a second finger.

The other two ninja couldn't help but stroke their erect cocks as Sasuke seductively put his fingers up his ass. The third, and then the fourth. All without showing the slightest bit of pain. He somehow had all four fingers in his ass, and his ring was stretched something fierce.

"Are you two ready?" he asked. Kiba and Naruto nodded, in a trance. They each took one more big swig of their ale before they climbed onto the bed after Sasuke.

Akamaru jumped up onto the bed and proceeded to give each boy a quick blow job. Just enough to get them even harder and lubricated.

"Naruto, you first." Sasuke removed his hand from his ass and gripped his legs. He lifted them into the air, revealing the wide asshole he now had. Naruto brought his cock close to the pale boy's ass and pushed in.

There was no way Sasuke felt any pain at all. Naruto's dick slid easily into the widened opening, but nonetheless it looked doubtful that Kiba would be able to fit into the remaining space.

"Now Kiba, it's better to go quickly," instructed Sasuke. Kiba was salivating. How could they actually be doing this?!

Kiba positioned himself so that he was right next to Naruto. One of Sasuke's legs brought itself to a rest on his shoulder, the other on Naruto's.

A thought struck Kiba. How could Sasuke be so calm, know exactly what he was doing? There was no way this was his first time, too. But, who...?

"Any time you're ready, dobe."

"Oh! Sorry." Kiba looked at his cock, so close to both Naruto's cock and Sasuke's ass. The space in Sasuke's asshole looked pretty small, would he fit? There was only one way to find out.

Sasuke gasped as a second member entered his ass. The pain was excrutiating, even if he had done it before. Kiba and Naruto combined were bigger than the two he had had in him the last time, he felt almost as if he'd be torn in two. Almost.

Naruto experienced pleasure that he hadn't experienced before. His cock was up in the warm ass of Sasuke Uchiha, and then suddenly he felt another cock slide leisurely past his as it, too, entered Sasuke. The feeling of another cock rubbing his while inside that warm body was almost enough in itself to cause an orgasm.

"One at a time, begin to pump in and out," Sasuke said. "It won't work if you both go at the same time." Kiba decided he'd go first. He pulled out and then thrust back in. Sasuke gasped in pleasure and pain. Kiba gasped in pure pleasure.

Then Naruto retracted and pumped in. He felt the same as Kiba - the overwhelming stimulation of his cock rubbing against another while penetrating Sasuke.

They began to rhythmically thrust in and out of Sasuke. The dark haired ninja was gripping the edges of the bed as his two friends gave him the most painful and most pleasureful fucking of his life. Each thrust caused his own cock to throb, his prostate was taking a wonderful beating.

Precum began to ooze from Sasuke.

"Hey, Akamaru!" he called. The dog, who had been watching with intense fascination, looked up. "Perform your man beast clone jutsu."

The dog grinned. A second later an exact clone of Kiba Inuzuka was standing next to the bed, giving the threeway in front of him a standing ovation.

He assumed that Sasuke would ask him to join Naruto and Kiba, but that would likely kill the Uchiha. What he got instead was so much better.

"Lay on top of me," said Sasuke. Akamaru clambered onto the bed eagerly. "Position yourself so that your legs are near my head, and do what you do best."

One downside of fucking his master was that Akamaru usually never got blowjobs. He and Kiba usually fucked each other in the ass, but unless Akamaru sucked himself off he never got head.

But as soon as he began to enthusiastically lick Sasuke's uncut cock he felt a mouth wrap around his own.

Sasuke was an expert at blowjobs, Akamaru quickly found out. The pale boy's tongue gently caressed Akamaru, knowing exactly where to tickle to get the greatest stimulation. Kiba's clone nearly forgot to suck Sasuke as he moaned in pleasure.

Kiba and Naruto watched Akamaru give Sasuke a blowjob, and it only increased their horniness. Despite the risk of tearing something, they intensified their rhythmic thrusts. They were really getting off on this, and so was Sasuke. His prostate was practically screaming in pleasure.

This wonderful-for-all-parties-involved double penetration lasted a whole five minutes. That was as long as Naruto and Kiba could hold out before they climaxed.

And what a climax it was! Naruto was the first to give in. He shuddered and semen began to spurt from his cock in great shots. The feeling of Naruto's cum shooting past his own cock sent Kiba over the edge, and he too orgasmed.

They both pumped out semen, filling Sasuke's anal cavity.

Sasuke felt the liquid enter his ass. He couldn't hold out any longer, either. His cock throbbed and a wave of pleasure washed over his entire body. Akamaru received a mouthful of the Uchiha's semen, greedily slurping it all up and not wanting any to go to waste.

Meanwhile his own cock was still being expertly massaged by Sasuke's tongue, and he was coming very close to release.

Sasuke had grown a taste for semen. Akamaru's was one he hadn't tasted before, and he relished the freshness of it as the Kiba clone's cock shuddered and sprayed the inside of his mouth. What a taste!

Naruto slowly pulled out of Sasuke, not believing what he'd done. He'd just double penetrated his rival! It was the single most mindblowing experience he'd ever had. If it weren't for the fact that, when Kiba pulled out moments later, Sasuke's ass was almost big enough to drive a truck through, Naruto would suggest they give HIM a double-penetration sometime.

But that looked fucking painful! Would Sasuke even be able to sit down for the next week? Damn!

"See," gasped Sasuke, swallowing Akamaru's cum. "Isn't teamwork better?"

Fanfic 6: "Do Not Disturb"

2007-09-24T00:04:38Z

KibaGaaKank. If you're observant you might have noticed the sneaky hint in the last fic that this was coming up. Enjoy.

Missions to other villages were always fun, but not so much so when your favourite ninja wasn't coming along with you. While Kiba and Akamaru traveled to Suna on a Rank B mission Naruto had stayed in Konoha.

"I need to stay and train with Sasuke and Sakura," was his offical reason for not coming along. Though, more likely than not, Naruto was screwing Sasuke at this very moment. Kiba sighed.

He supposed it was justified. He and Naruto weren't exclusive, after all. But if Naruto was going to have fun without Kiba, then Kiba would just have to have fun without Naruto.

"Welcome to Suna," said a voice. Kiba looked up. Standing in the dirt wearing his trademark black outfit - how the hell can someone wear that in the damn desert?! - was Kankurou. Flanking him were Gaara and Temari.

"Hey Kankurou," Kiba replied. He simply nodded to Gaara and Temari, with whom he had slightly less warm relationships. Gaara gave no response, but Temari smiled and gave Kiba a hug.

Akamaru barked happily as his face was squashed into her boobs in the middle of the embrace.

"You're a day early," Kankurou said. "The mission doesn't begin until tomorrow."

"Great!" Kiba said. "That means I can actually have some fun here, I never get to when I'm in the area." He slyly winked at Kankurou.

Kankurou got the hint. Unfortunately, so did Gaara. But the red-haired sibling offered no indication of what he thought of the communication.

"Well, let's get something to eat. We're starving." Akamaru barked in agreement, and the five walked into the Village Hidden in the Sand.

Suna food differed Konoha food, but it was still delicious. Since Kankurou was paying Kiba managed to pull a Naruto and scarf down several bowls of the pork broth he ordered. Akamaru barked that he was going to find food elsewhere and would find Kiba later.

A sunset in the desert city looked beautiful, especially so from the hotel room he and Akamaru were staying in. Gaara and Temari left for home after eating, but Kankurou stayed to escort Kiba to the hotel.

"I'll swing by and pick you up tomorrow morning," Kankurou said as Kiba flopped down onto the low couch in his room. "Be ready."

Kiba almost didn't hear him. He had an idea, and was thinking how to go about expressing it.

"When do you have to be back to your place?" asked Kiba finally. Kankurou's eyebrow raised. "Why?"

"Well," Kiba hesitated. How would he ask? He was quite positive Kankurou would sleep with him, but he didn't know how to ask right. He couldn't be too blunt. "Do you want to sleep with me?"

Kiba cringed. Damn, that was too blunt.

"Sure."

"WHAT?!"

"I said, 'sure.'"

Kiba couldn't believe it. Just like that? There was no way Kankurou was THAT willing. "What's the catch?" he asked. Kankurou shrugged. "No catch."

The Suna ninja closed the door of the hotel room, but not before putting the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the doorknob.

Kankurou approached Kiba and began to undress him. "You've never had sand, have you?" Kiba shook his head. The only ninjas he'd slept with were Konoha ninjas. Kankurou finished unfastening Kiba's jacket and pulled it off. "Prepare to be initiated."

Just being undressed by Kankurou was making the Inuzuka hard. He could imagine Kankurou's reaction when he saw Kiba's seven inch cock. But that wouldn't be the best part. When both stood naked in the hotel room, ready to get down to business, then Kiba would be happiest.

Kiba's pants slowly came down, Kankurou deliberately brushing against Kiba's erection as he pulled the clothing off. Kiba squirmed in pleasure.

And then it was time for his underpants to go. Soon he would be nude, and then he could return the favour and undress Kankurou.

"You're quite big, Kiba," Kankurou said softly, again brushing Kiba's cock as he removed the final article of clothing, "but I've had bigger."

Kiba wondered who that was, but it wasn't the time to stress about that. His task was to reveal Kankurou, free him from the dark folds that clothed him.

Piece by piece the tanned body of the likewise brunet ninja found open air, including a cock rivaling Kiba's in size.

"How would you like to begin, Kiba?" asked Kankurou, leading the leaf ninja towards the king-sized bed. "I'm at your mercy."

Kiba was delighted. He had briefly wondered if Kankurou would try and top him. If he did, Kiba would surely lose. Kankurou had his puppet master jutsu and likely wouldn't hesitate to use it and restrain Kiba. But with Kiba on top... well, things would be much more fun.

Kankurou laid on his back on the bed. The tan sheets rippled under his weight and he sank seductively into them. He was wide open for Kiba, legs spread apart and inviting.

There was no way Kiba could stand there any longer. Without looking too eager, he climbed onto the bed and took hold of Kankurou's legs. His throbbing erection was inches from Kankurou's, and they looked pretty damn even in terms of size.

"I'm all yours, Kiba," whispered Kankurou, and he closed his eyes. In moments he would feel the seven inch cock penetrate the ass that had taken pretty much every gay, bisexual, and occasionally even straight cock in Suna. Hell, he'd even had sex with a number of the Konoha ninjas - most notably Naruto. THAT was one to remember. Would Kiba surpass that high bar?

Thrust. Yes, the answer was yes. Kankurou murmured in pleasure as the cock entered his ass. His ring was stretched pretty irreversibly from the number of times he had been topped, so there was virtually no discomfort as Kiba waltzed right in.

Kiba placed Kankurou's legs on his shoulders, kneeling on the bed. His thrust into the sand ninja again, smiling as Kankurou's face twitched in bliss.

Now that he was warmed up, he was quite ready to find Kankurou's prostate and begin to hit it hard. But then something Kiba never counted on happened.

He felt it first on his foot, which was dangling over the bed. A warm something was slithering up his leg. By the time Kiba could turn around and look it struck.

A thick, thicker than any cock Kiba had ever had, rod of packed sand shot up Kiba's ass. He screamed in pain as his ass ring was dryly stretched open by the substance.

Sabaku no Gaara stood on the balcony just outside the window, sand flowing from his gourd. It crept through the window and along the carpet, then made it's way up the bed. It found Kiba's wide open ass and inserted itself.

Kiba was wrenched from the bed as the sand took hold and pulled him up into the air. He was nearly speared as the sand held him up. He dangled naked over the floor, feet from either the floor or the high ceiling.

"Gaara!" Kankurou cried. He began to get up from the bed but sand from his brother's gourd was too fast for him. A pillar of sand entered Kankurou and even he screamed in torment.

Gaara stepped into the room and lifted his brother aloft next to Kiba. They faced him, completely defenceless.

"You betrayed me," he said quietly. Kankurou gulped. "G-Gaara, I-I-I -" he stammered, unable to find the words.

He yelled in pain as the sand was thrust further up his ass.

"You have slept with everyone you could get your hands on, Kankurou," Gaara continued. "And in your haste you forgot about me."

"N-no!" cried Kankurou, "p-p-p-please don't!"

"Stop!" Kiba screamed. A strand of sand had broken off from the gourd and looked to be headed towards Kankurou's neck. "It isn't his fault! I asked him to sleep with me. Don't kill him!"

"Kill him?" asked Gaara calmly. "Why would I do that?"

The strand reached Kankurou and, instead of going for his neck, instead wrapped itself around Kankurou's cock. The trapped sand ninja suddenly gasped in pleasure as the sand began to stroke his hard-on. He bobbed up and down as the sand in his ass thrust in and out.

"Oh shit," moaned Kankurou. Kiba watched in fascination until he realized that he was slowly being lowered to the ground. The sand retracted from his ass, leaving him sore as hell. Gaara placed his gourd on the ground and stepped towards Kiba.

"I haven't forgotten about you," Gaara said. "Get on the bed."

One experience that Kiba thought he'd never have was seeing Sabaku no Gaara naked. But, as the red-haired ninja began to strip he gained that unexpected experience.

Gaara climbed onto the bed and looked Kiba in the eyes. Those pale green eyes of his bore into the Inuzuka, threatening to see every intimate detail of the boy's life.

Kiba wrenched his gaze from Gaara's eyes and saw the ninja's cock. He realized, with horror, that Gaara was likely who Kankurou was talking about when he said he had had longer.

"You'll run me straight through!" cried Kiba as he realized his predicament. Gaara showed no emotion as he plunged into Kiba's already-sore ass.

And he thought the SAND was thick! Gaara's cock stretched him even more! Kiba screamed in pain, but no one could help him.

Kankurou was quite busy being serviced by the sand - and he appeared to be enjoying it very much. There was nothing he could do.

"Shiiiiiiiit!" Kiba wailed. He had never in his life experienced so much pain. He pleaded that Gaara would at least strike his prostate to give him some pleasure.

Gaara kept thrusting his erection into the helpless boy. He remembered the first time he'd penetrated Kankurou. Much the same reaction, only quieter.

As Gaara continued to fuck Kiba the Inuzuka ceased to scream. His ass was becoming used to being so stretched and the pain was slowly going away.

Pleasure took over. Gaara's calloused hand touched Kiba's cock and began to massage it. Kiba forgot that there was eight inches buried in his ass and began to enjoy himself.

He had expected to fuck Kankurou, and instead he found himself being fucked by a half-demon who was nearly shish-kabobbing him. But shit, could that half-demon sure give!

He began to buck his hips, getting all of Gaara into him. With each buck his prostate was struck, and Kiba would shudder in joy. He could feel himself coming close to climax, but he didn't want to. He was now heartily enjoying this, and never wanted it to end.

But Gaara decided to end it. A fact Kiba had forgotten was that the Shuukaku was imbued within the sand ninja. And sand demons are definately the better lovers. To put it bluntly, when Gaara orgasmed it was like the floodgates burst.

"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!" yelled Kiba. His ass was suddenly pumped full of cum, but it didn't end there. Gaara's long cock kept spurting, and soon semen was squirting all over the bedsheets. All the semen in his ass pushed his prostate to the limit and Kiba, too, exploded.

But not in the quantity of what was coming out of Gaara! Kiba's ass couldn't contain the load Gaara was unleashing. His ring was stretched further apart by the volume of semen trying to escape, and Kiba screamed.

He pulled Gaara out of him and fell off the bed. Semen was oozing out of his ass, more than he could possibly produce in a week.

Kiba tried to stand up but couldn't. His ass hurt so incredibly bad that he lay on the cum-soaked carpet moaning in pain.

Kankurou, oblivous to Kiba's pains, had joyously accepted the sandjob he was getting from Gaara. When he climaxed his own release was nearly as much as Kiba's. But nobody could compare to Gaara.

Gaara lay on the bed, drenched in semen. It was in his red hair, all over his pale chest, and beneath him in the soggy sheets. When he saw that his brother had climaxed he let go of the sand binding him, depositing Kankurou on the carpet next to the unconcious Kiba.

Slowly he got up, finding himself standing and towering over the two ninja on the ground. Semen dripped from his dying erection, and he wondered vaguely how painful it must have been to have been fucked by the biggest cock in Suna.

Probably pretty painful, for Kiba wouldn't be able to walk right for the next two weeks.

But at least now he had one more up on Kankurou. Cheating bastard.

Fanfic 5: "Determination"

2007-09-23T00:37:27Z

Fifth fanfic, this time a NaruSasu. My main fling is still KibaNaru, but I wanted to do something with Sasuke.

If there was one thing that Sasuke liked about Naruto, it was the kid's determination. If Naruto really wanted something, he'd go for it 'til he got it.

And today, Naruto wanted Sasuke.

"What do you want, Naruto?" asked Sasuke. He was training his kunai skills when he noticed the blond ninja peeking around from behind a tree.

"Hi, Sasuke," Naruto responded, stepping out from behind the tree. "Wanna have sex?"

The question caught the Uchiha off guard. "Sure!" Sasuke said after a moment. Naruto's eyes widened.

"Really?!"

"No, you dolt. I'm training. Piss off."

Naruto sidled up to Sasuke. "Aw, c'mon Sasuke," he whined. "You know you want to."

Sasuke sighed. "Just because I fucked you last week doesn't mean I'm going to do it whenever you're horny."

No one was nearby, so he didn't have to worry about anyone overhearing him discussing his and Naruto's ... relationship. After Naruto's next comment, Sasuke was definately thankful there was no one nearby.

"But I really want some sex!" Naruto cried, loud enough to cause birds to fly away in alarm.

"Fuck, Naruto, could you be any louder?" asked Sasuke. "If you're that horny go fuck Kiba. You seem to get along with HIM pretty well."

Naruto looked as if he'd been slapped. "Y-you know about K-Kiba?" he asked. Sasuke glared at him and nodded. The kunai he threw buried itself to the hilt into a tree. Naruto Uzumaki hung his head.

"I'm sorry, Sasuke," he said quietly, for once losing his hyperactive demeanour. "Do you want some make-up sex?"

"Naruto, FUCK OFF. I'm not screwing you today."

"Damnit, Kiba doesn't mean anything to me."

"Then why do you keep fucking him?"

Naruto had no answer for that. If it weren't for the fact that Kiba and Akamaru were on a mission in Suna he'd have left Sasuke alone and gone to his other fling's house, but he couldn't. He was horny as hell and Sasuke was the only other ninja in Konoha who he fucked around with.

"I'll tell Kakashi," Naruto said suddenly.

"Tell him what, dobe?" asked Sasuke without taking his eyes off of the tree he was determinedly striking with kunais.

"That you were the one who burned his Icha Icha Paradise books."

"You wouldn't."

Naruto pointed to his pants. A growing bulge was appearing rather rapidly. "I would."

Sasuke growled. "Damnit, Naruto." It looked like, under the threat of getting chewed out by Kakashi Sensei for accidentally setting fire to his teacher's favourite books, Sasuke was going to be fucking Naruto this afternoon.

It was Saturday, so most ninja would still be sleeping. There was next to no chance of anyone stumbling across two ninja having sex in the middle of the field. Neither of said ninja hoped not, anyways.

"I'm on top this time," announced Naruto, unzipping his jacket. Sasuke shook his head.

"You know the rules, dobe. I'm always on top."

Naruto smirked. "Well," he said slowly, "if you really want to be."

The boy stopped undressing and performed some quick hand gestures. There was quite a number of small puffs, and suddenly a whole row of Naruto clones stood in front of Sasuke.

"Oh, shit," Sasuke said. All the clones began to undress, and he could instantly see how horny every single one of them was. Sasuke began to undress, too. He would never admit it to Naruto, but seeing all those nude Naruto clones and knowing what they planned to do to him in a few minutes made him harder than he'd ever been in his entire life. He was in for a very fun day.

Sasuke didn't know which one was the real Naruto but he figured that the first one to grab his ass was. "Ready for some action?" whispered Naruto. The rest of the clones advanced towards Sasuke.

He had the palest skin in a churning orgy as all the clones reached him and took their positions. One dropped to his knees and positioned his mouth near Sasuke's erect cock. One struggled to stay balanced but managed to get atop the kneeling one's shoulders, placing his own cock right in front of Sasuke's mouth. The original Naruto had Sasuke's ass in his sights and the rest of the clones, disappointed at not getting one of the prime seats, settled for getting ready to fuck each other instead.

Naruto started it first. Without warning he thrust his cock - lubricated with the spit he'd applied to it a second earlier - into Sasuke's pale ass.

Having always been on top, Sasuke had never had the experience of another ninja's dick up his ass. He cringed in pain, gasping as Naruto's thick cock stretched his ass ring so much he thought he'd be ripped in two.

He tried to thrust his pelvis forward to escape Naruto's penetration, but that only opened him up for the Narutos in front of him to begin their work. One began to eagerly suck Sasuke's dick, a pleasureable experience for the Uchiha.

Another thrust his own dick into Sasuke's mouth, a not so pleasureable experience.

The other clones weren't without anything to do. Some shoved their cocks into each other's asses, some sucked cock, and some just simply sat and jacked off. Everyone was enjoying everyone else's company, except for Sasuke.

He hadn't yet gotten used to the presence of another's member up his ass, the pain was new and... oddly welcome.

As Naruto kept thrusting into the Uchiha, the dark-haired ninja began to enjoy himself. His cock was getting a mind-numbing blowjob - Naruto really knew how to give! - he was giving a not-so mind-numbing blowjob, but the Naruto he was servicing was enjoying it anyways, and Naruto's cock was gladly being accepted into Sasuke's ass.

And then Naruto hit it. A pleasure Sasuke had DEFINITELY never experienced before struck him. During one of Naruto's thrusts, just as Naruto's cock drove in to the hilt, Sasuke felt happiness course through his body.

He tried to say "do it again," but the cock going down his throat prevented him from doing anything but sucking harder.

Naruto got the message. He struck Sasuke's prostate again, and Sasuke shuddered in ecstasy. Grinning, Naruto began to slam it again and again.

Sasuke must have been giving a damned good blowjob, for suddenly he felt a warm liquid spurt from the dick in his mouth. It splashed around, and he felt it with his tongue. The semen wasn't a texture he had ever felt before. Not surprisingly, it tasted faintly like ramen.

The shadow clone he was servicing moaned in appreciation and vanished in a puff of smoke.

Sasuke swallowed the cum, and could now devote himself to the pleasure he felt so strongly. His prostate was being struck by Naruto, and it was making his cock pulse in excitement. Sasuke was coming very close to climax.

He was soon about to experience the opposite end of the finale of a blowjob. He could now imagine fully what the Naruto clone felt as he cummed into its mouth. Never before had Sasuke given this much in one ejaculation.

The clone pulled his mouth off of Sasuke's cock and licked his lips. He, too, vanished.

One by one the clones disappeared as they orgasmed or caused others to orgasm, but left their cum all over the grassy ground.

Only three remained in the field: Sasuke, Naruto, and a clone who had his face buried in Naruto's ass and was enthusiastically plunging his tongue into it.

Sasuke was tired of standing. Reaching climax had left his legs weak, so when Naruto wasn't right in to the hilt Sasuke lay down on the grass. Naruto, not missing a beat, dropped too and rolled Sasuke over.

The clone expressed his displeasure at having his tasty ass taken away so suddenly, but got down on his knees and resumed his fun as Naruto got back to business.

Sasuke lay face-down on the grass as Naruto lay on top of him, plunging his cock repeatedly into his ass. His prostate had gone numb from the number of times Naruto's member hit it, but Sasuke could still feel the pleasure it caused.

Naruto was coming close to climax, Sasuke could feel it. It was only a few more thrusts until the blond ninja shuddered and pumped Sasuke full of semen.

Sasuke moaned into the grass. The feeling of the warm fluid entering his ass, filling it to burst, was even better than the taste of it in his mouth.

The lone clone took a couple more licks and vanished, leaving Sasuke and Naruto spent in the grass.

"Oh shit," whispered Naruto. One of the effects of Kage Bunshin was that he gained the experiences of all his clones once they vanished. And since he had about a dozen clones having sex, he was nearly in nirvana from all the pleasure that flooded into him.

Sasuke tiredly nodded. That had been an afternoon of sex he would never forget. Naruto may be a cheating bastard, but he sure did know how to make a man feel happy. VERY happy.

Tags: Anal, oral, language, orgy, orgasm, rimming, orgy.

Fanfic 4: "The Contest"

2007-09-21T04:00:54Z

My third KibaNaru fanfic. Kiba challenges Naruto to a ... "friendly" competition. Who will come out on top?

I promise that the story doesn't contain this many bad jokes.

"Hey Naruto!" Kiba jogged up beside his fellow ninja. Naruto was leaving the market and heading for some ramen. Kiba had been chatting with Shikamaru and saw Naruto passing. He had some business to attend to.

"Oh hey Kiba," Naruto responded, stopping. Someone ran into him and cursed, but he took no notice.

"Do you remember when you said you could beat me at anything?"

"Yep. Because I'm going to be Hokage, and that means I can kick anyone's ass in any contest!"

Kiba smirked. He knew Naruto wouldn't be expecting the kind of contest he had in mind. "Are you up for a little competition?" he asked. Naruto raised a blonde eyebrow, trying to read the Inuzuka. Akamaru barked happily from Kiba's jacket.

"What kind of competition?"

"The kind that I'M going to kick YOUR ass in."

Naruto perked up. That was a challenge, if he knew nothing else. And Naruto Uzumaki did NOT back down from a challenge. Especially from Kiba.

"You're on. When and where?"

Kiba thought for a minute, trying to decide the best place to stage the contest. "Your place in an hour," he finally said.

"Hey!" called Naruto as he watched Kiba's retreating backside. "Why my place and not yours?"

"Because I don't want my place reeking of you!" Kiba replied. He didn't stay to hear Naruto's reply.

T'was true. With the contest he had in mind, the place would definately stink of both of them. They'd definately be sweating it out.

"Come on in!" Kiba rolled open the door to Naruto's apartment an hour later and nearly fell over from the smell. Whoa! Akamaru scrunched up his nose and whimpered.

"Fuck you, Kiba," added the apartment's owner upon seeing Kiba's reaction.

"Don't you ever clean up in here? This place is a damn pigsty."

"No, this place is actually pretty clean."

Kiba snorted. There was a month-old pair of Naruto's underwear hanging from the ceiling fan. Dishes were piled up nearly to the ceiling, and Kiba was almost certain that there was mold growing in the pizza box half-hidden beneath Naruto's couch. If THIS was clean, he'd hate to see it dirty.

"So, what's the contest?" asked Naruto. His curiousity had been getting the better of him the last hour, he didn't have the faintest idea as to what Kiba thought he could beat him in.

Kiba began unzipping his jacket. He gestured to Naruto to do the same. Naruto's eyes widened in surprise.

"If you wanted sex, you could have just asked," Naruto said. "I don't see the contest there."

"Just get the fuck undressed, Naruto."

Naruto had been working out since Kiba had last seen him naked, the Inuzuka noticed. The blonde ninja's muscles were a bit more defined than before. But then again, the last time they'd fucked Naruto had been bloated on a good six or seven bowls of ramen.

But Kiba, on the other hand, HAD been working out. He and Akamaru had been training even harder lately.

Akamaru sat on top of Kiba's mound of clothes, looking up at his master. Kiba was pretty well hung, it ran in the family. It was one trait that Naruto admired about Kiba, even though he hated to admit that he was almost a half-inch shorter than the brunette.

Naruto stepped toward Kiba, ready to start their session, but Kiba held up his hand to stop him.

"Akamaru," he said, and the dog barked in reply. A moment later an identical clone of Kiba was sitting on the messy floor, naked. Now there was two nude Kibas in Naruto's home. He flew to attention.

"You want to know the contest?" Akamaru - or was it Kiba? - asked. Naruto nodded eagerly. Ooh, this was getting exciting. Was he going to get topped by both of them? Naruto had been having fantasies of getting topped by two Kibas for several days now. "Summon a clone," Kiba - or Akamaru? - said.

Naruto did as he was told.

Two Kibas and two Narutos stood in Naruto's living room.

"Each of us will fuck our clone," Kiba said. "The first of us to cum wins."

Naruto's eyes were alight. That sounded great! "But what of the losing pair?" asked one of the Narutos.

"You'll find that out when you lose."

It was on! Kiba grabbed Akamaru and threw him into a liplock. It wasn't going to get him to cum, but it sure felt fucking good. Their tongues collided and their erections grew more rapidly than ever before.

Naruto had grabbed his clone's head and forced him to his knees. The clone eagerly sucked Naruto's erect cock, lubing it up and preparing for a heated fucking. Neither cared which was on top of the other, as long as they beat Kiba and Akamaru.

Akamaru pulled away from Kiba and turned around. He dropped to all fours and shaked his tight ass tantalizingly. Kiba began to drool.

He momentarily forgot about the contest he wanted to win as he dropped to the ground and buried his face in Akamaru's cheeks. His tongue lapped at his mirror's anal ring, diving in and loosening it up. Then he got to his knees, put his hands on Akamaru's waist, and thrust his pelvis forward.

Akamaru yelped as Kiba made a rough entry. His cock pierced into an exact duplicate of his ass, driving in to the hilt. The Narutos looked over in surprise at the noise, but recovered. Naruto pulled his clone to its feet and spun it around. They were going to do it standing up. He pushed his clone against the wall, grinding into him.

Naruto's cock found his clone's ass and he penetrated as well.

Neither Naruto nor Kiba had an advantage in terms of whose ass had more experience. Since Kiba topped Akamaru often the dog had a pretty loose ass. And Naruto's clones inherited the physical traits of their masters, so the combined fucks of him and his clones gave him a pretty stretched ass, too.

Kiba began to pant as he drove into Akamaru repeatedly. His best friend was whimpering in pleasure, feeling Kiba in his ass was almost as good as getting a treat.

With one hand on Akamaru's waist, Kiba began to give Akamaru a hand-job with the other. Having a cock in one hand made Kiba's job easier, he could stroke Akamaru in time with his thrusts.

Naruto wasn't faring so well, though. While his clone was obviously enjoying taking it from behind, Naruto just wasn't getting stimulated. He preferred to be topped while he was fucking a clone - an odd three-way of sorts. Anal stimulation helped him get along.

But he couldn't do that. That was against Kiba's rules. Or was it? Kiba hadn't stated that Naruto couldn't use more than one clone.

Naruto muttered the jutsu, and there was a small poof. A third Naruto appeared on the couch, and he quickly jumped up.

"You know what to do," Naruto said. His clone nodded happily. He knew the routine.

"Shiiit!" cried Naruto. The clone in his haste had forgotten to lube himself and had dryly penetrated the ninja. "Get out, get out!"

Naruto conjured another clone to service the third while he continued to pound the second into the wall. A short time later the third, freshly lubricated thanks to the fourth, penetrated Naruto again.

"Aww," Naruto moaned, "that's better." His own prostate was being struck as he fucked his first clone, his cock was quickly getting ready to explode.

Kiba was, too. The sight of three Narutos going at it, with a fourth masturbating on Naruto's couch, had him hornier than he'd ever been. Akamaru was rocking as Kiba threw his cock into him over and over. Drool was dripping onto Akamaru's back, and Akamaru's drool was dripping onto Naruto's floor.

It was impossible to tell who won. The two ninjas were so enveloped in the hot sex in which they were involved with their clones that they didn't really care, either.

Kiba probably came first. His cock exploded in orgasm, filling Akamaru's anal cavity with semen. Akamaru gasped in elation, feeling the hot fluid enter and fill his ass.

Naruto cummed into his clone, who was pinned against the wall and likewise cumming onto it. The clone's semen spilled against the wall as his own ass became warm and sticky.

The real Naruto pulled out and wrenched away from the second clone. The clone was tantalizingly close to climax and was briefly disappointed when Naruto pulled away, but moaned in approval as Naruto dropped to his knees and wrapped his tongue around the cock that tasted so deliciously like his ass.

"Mhhrr!" exclaimed Naruto. The clone released his load, spewing from his cock and into Naruto's willing mouth.

Naruto had a fancy for tasting his own seed, and he tried his damn best not to let any of the surprisingly huge load to spill out of his mouth. He swished it around, enjoying its texture, and then swallowed.

The third clone, who had been masturbating on Naruto's couch, finished his work and stickied the leather upholstery.

Kiba finished jacking Akamaru off, feeling his physically identical friend's cock shudder and then his hand got coated in sticky fluid.

Everyone collapsed to the floor. Semen was leaking from two of the four Narutos' asses, and everyone was covered in their fair share of cum.

"So...uh, Kiba?" asked Naruto drowsily. His ass was sore and he was tired as hell. "What... uh, what would have happened if either of us lost?"

Kiba snored loudly.

Slowly Naruto got up, nearly slipping in a puddle of semen and falling down again. He stumbled over to Kiba, who was laying atop Akamaru, using his sticky ass as a pillow.

Somehow the blonde ninja managed to pull the spent brunette to his feet and drag him to the couch. The third clone was now laying on it sleeping, so Naruto slumped Kiba down next to him.

Luckily his couch was pretty large, so there was enough room for Naruto to climb on with his clone and Kiba. All three lay there in a sticky mess and fell asleep.

Akamaru crawled over to the other two spent clones and lay with them in a heap on the floor.

This type of contest was his favourite, even if he didn't get the joy of having to "clean up" Naruto's mess if he lost. He supposed he could do so when he woke up... but sleep beckoned.

Sound sleep, if a little sticky.

Tags: Anal, oral, yaoi, sex, masturbation, language, orgasm, awesomness.

Fanfic 3: "Revenge"

2007-09-19T21:33:58Z

Here's my second KibaNaru fanfic, this time minus Akamaru.

I especially enjoyed writing this, I hope you enjoy reading it as much. And whatever else you do while reading it.

Kiba wanted to get Naruto back. He'd been humiliated in the Chuunin exams because of him. But the kind of payback the Inuzuka was planning wasn't exactly... how should we put this? Straight?

Kiba knew that Naruto was gay, or at the very least bisexual, he had known since they graduated from Konoha Academy. He was always eyeing Sasuke, though whenever Kiba called him out on it the blonde ninja simply said he was thinking of the best way to beat the lone Uchiha.

But the one ninja knew better. As for Kiba, he was a full and proud six on the Kinsey scale. He and Akamaru... their bond was stronger than any bond the dogs had ever had with the Inuzuka clan.

At first it had felt wierd, when Akamaru performed the man beast clone jutsu and slept with him, because it almost felt like Kiba was having sex with himself. But he got over the initial uncomfortability of seeing his reflection taking it in the ass pretty quickly. He enjoyed the sex, and knew Akamaru did too.

Then came the Chuunin Exams. They were too busy training and preparing for the toughest exams of their life to devote any private time to each other.

Thus Kiba, humiliated by Naruto breaking wind in his face in front of all his peers, came up with the solution to his revenge against Naruto.

He was aching for sex, and Akamaru just couldn't provide. Kiba got the greatest thrill from being on top - he definately enjoyed being on the bottom, too, - but he owned the top spot.

Today Naruto was going to get what was coming to him, no puns intended.

"Hey Naruto," greeted Kiba. He sidled into a seat next to the orphan ninja and watched him gulp down the last of his ramen.

"Oh hey Kiba," replied Naruto. "What's up? Why aren't you training with Akamaru?"

"Akamaru's got the day off today."

"Ah," Naruto ordered another bowl of ramen and immediately began to suck it back.

"Say," Kiba began, tossing a coin on the counter and signalling for another bowl for Naruto, who was nearing record-time for ramen consumption. "Want to come over to my place later? I've got something to show you that I think you'll like."

"What for?"

"Because I want to marry you, dumb fuck. Just come over once you're done pigging out."

Naruto hesitated, then nodded. How could he refuse, when Kiba had just bought him another bowl of ramen? He had just ran out of money and couldn't afford another bowl. His stomach was still rumbling, Kiba's offering was graciously accepted. "I'll see you there," he said, and dug into his fifth bowl.

The Inuzuka slid off of the stool, shaking his head in amusement at Naruto's bloated belly. How could he STILL be hungry? Just before departing he tossed another two coins onto the counter.

'I wonder what Kiba wants to show me...' wondered Naruto. 'He hasn't spoken to me since the Chuunin Exams.'

Kiba had only been in Naruto's apartment once - to wake up the moron when he was very nearly late to the Konoha Academy final exam - and if it hadn't changed much, he doubted it had, it was a billion times messier than Kiba's room.

His own place was pretty simplistic. When Kiba moved out from his clan's complex he rented a small flat near the Academy. It was pretty much just a one-room apartment, with only a small section off for the bathroom. His bedroom, kitchen, and living room were all in the same room. That made it pretty easy for him and Akamaru to go with ease to having fun on his couch and having fun on his bed.

He hoped the same for Naruto.

After watching Naruto pig out on ramen Kiba was feeling a bit hungry too. It was just after lunch, and Kiba had been busy training with Akamaru to stop for a bite at noon.

At current Akamaru was out and about in Konoha, but there was no risk of him walking in on Kiba and Naruto. Kiba had told Akamaru his plan of revenge and asked his best friend to keep out. He knew Akamaru would respect his wish, even if he would be a little pissed afterward for not being allowed in the fun. But this was Kiba's fight.

Kiba raided his fridge and found enough chicken and potatoes to fill his rumbling stomach.

Fucking on a full stomach usually wasn't the best thing to do - if it got too intense he might lose his lunch - but Kiba was happily patting his slightly-rounder belly while he waited for Naruto to show up nonetheless.

Right on cue there came a knock.

"C'mon in, Naruto," Kiba called. The door slid open and Naruto entered. He belched loudly and rubbed his own full stomach.

"Thanks for the extra ramen Kiba," said Naruto. Kiba smiled and waved it off.

"Close the door and sit down," he said. Naruto closed it and approached the couch. "So what was it that you wanted to show me?"

Kiba got up and stood face to face with the blonde ninja. "I wanted to show you," he said slowly, "that you're no better than me."

Naruto cocked an eyebrow. "Whaddaya mean?" Kiba pounced. He pushed Naruto on the bed, planting a kiss. Muffled cries came from Naruto, who squirmed away.

"Get off me!" he cried. Kiba held him down firmly, lightly pinching into his forearms with his sharp nails.

"Do you remember when you humiliated me in the Chuunin Exam?" asked Kiba. Naruto shakily nodded. "I wanted my revenge."

He could see Naruto looking up at Kiba's crotch. A bulge was rapidly expanding, and Naruto's eyes widened in surprise. Try as he might to position himself so that Kiba wouldn't see, Naruto had a growing erection too.

Naruto stopped squirming. Kiba waited a moment, and then removed his grip. He pulled off his jacket, leaving on only the mesh shirt that he always wore underneath... for now. His shoes came off, and then his pants.

The other boy watched in fascination as Kiba pulled off his briefs - dark green briefs that all-too-eagerly showed off his growing manhood.

Finally Kiba removed his mesh shirt, and was kneeling nude on his bed in front of Naruto.

"You too," he said. Naruto gulped. "Kiba," he protested, and tried to get off the bed. Kiba pushed him down. "You too," he repeated.

With a grudging glare to Kiba, the Uzumaki began to remove his garments too. The seal on his toned stomach, if still a little round from his ramen binge, made Kiba grow even larger. His erection was now almost paining him, it was itching to find an opening and thrust itself into it.

Naruto's own erection was almost as large as Kiba's... but not quite. Kiba smirked.

"I'm going to fuck you up for what you did to me, Naruto," Kiba said, still smirking. He hesitated for a moment when a flicker of a smirk crossed Naruto's face.

"Not if I fuck you first!" cried Naruto, and he pounced onto Kiba.

Kiba was caught off guard, and he toppled backwards with Naruto on top of him. The blonde ninja struggled to find Kiba's ass and shove into him, but Kiba regained his composure.

"Oh no you don't!"

Naruto was pushed onto his back, Kiba pinning him down again. Naruto struggled, but Kiba had him.

"Have you ever been topped, Naruto?" Kiba asked. Naruto hesitated for a second. "By my clone..." he replied, flushing.

Kiba couldn't supress a laugh. "Well then!" he exclaimed. "This'll hurt more than your clone - I'm bigger."

With one hand he held Naruto to the bed, the other he licked, letting it drip with saliva and then brought it toward the tight ass of the blonde.

"Shit!" Naruto cried. Kiba had, without warning, forced a finger up Naruto's ass. It went in to the knuckle, loosening the anal muscle just a little. And then in went the second finger. Naruto cried out again. Kiba didn't have tiny hands.

Kiba wiggled his fingers around a bit, stretching Naruto's hole. In just a minute he'd be ready. Kiba would get his revenge.

He pulled his fingers out and licked them like he had just eaten some delicious ribs. "Mmm..." he muttered. Then, with his lubed fingers, he stroked his cock to lubricate it. Even if he wanted to cause Naruto a fair amount of pain, doing so without lube was just too painful. "Get ready, bitch," he said, licking his lips.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" screamed Naruto. Kiba rolled Naruto over and shoved his painfully throbbing erection up Naruto's ass. Naruto had definately never had something that big up there - it hurt like hell!

He clenched his ass, but that only made him wail louder.

"Shut up and enjoy it, Naruto," Kiba hissed. He pulled out a bit and then slammed in again, smashing against his friend. His cock must have struck Naruto's prostate, for the one on bottom shuttered and moaned. Bingo.

In and out, in and out. Kiba fucked Naruto with reckless abandon, pleasure coursing throughout his body. He'd never had an erection that big, and to satisfy it by putting it into such prime ass was pure ecstasy.

Naruto began to buck his hips. His arms were spread-eagled as he took Kiba's thrusts, there was nothing but the soft sheets beneath him to rub himself against.

He keenly humped the covers while Kiba gripped his waist and thrust his seven inches into Naruto. Each time he did Naruto gave a small yelp of pain and pleasure. His prostate was being hit over and over, he had to be coming close to climax.

"Shit KIBAAAAAAAAAA!"

Kiba's covers were suddenly becoming very wet and sticky. Naruto cummed into them again and again, shuddering as he orgasmed with surprising strength.

For another half minute Kiba kept fucking Naruto. His victim had gone limp from the energy lost, Kiba could both pull Naruto onto him at the same time as thrusting into him, for maximum penetration.

He started to feel his ejaculation coming. Naruto would never have felt as much cum in his ass as Kiba felt confident he was about to produce.

Kiba gave three strong fucks and he hit the top. The orgasm was stronger than any he'd gotten from Akamaru, and he let into Naruto's ass even more semen than he thought capable.

There was a bit of a wet sucking as Kiba pulled out of Naruto. His cock was coated in his cum and a small trail bridged his head and Naruto's dripping ass.

Naruto rolled over. His stomach was gleaming with his own seed. Kiba laid on top of him, grinding his cock with Naruto's. Semen collided, and they kissed intimately as their spent erections subsided.

"Holy fuck, Kiba," Naruto breathed. He was still out of breath, despite having climaxed almost five minutes before. This had been a rush for him, as alarming as it might have been at the beginning.

They cuddled together, enjoying laying and relaxing on the sheets sticky with his and Naruto's seed.

"We should shower."

"Mhm..."

"C'mon, Naruto, get the fuck up."

"Ugh, fine."

Kiba rolled over and landed off the bed on his feet. His cock hung down, limp and still sticky.

Since his bathroom was small it didn't have a tub, just a shower. He got in and turned on the hot water. A few minutes later, as Kiba was finishing scrubbing off, Naruto entered the shower.

"Want me to help you with all the cum in your ass, Naruto?" asked Kiba. Naruto blearily nodded. He was still spent from the action of a little while earlier. Kiba, however, was quickly recovering. He got down on his knees and shoved his face into Naruto's ass.

Naruto gasped in pleasure as a long, warm tongue ran around his ring, and then entered his ass. He was still quite loose, so there was no uncomfortability of Kiba's muscle going in so roughly.

"Mmm..." Kiba said muffledly. He had developed a taste for his semen. Akamaru's tasted the same as his, but even if Akamaru wasn't around to give him a taste Kiba was flexible enough to reach. He was an Inuzuka, of course!

"Hey, Kiba?"

"Mhm?"

"Are you... are you up for another round?"

Kiba smiled and removed his tongue from Naruto's delicious ass. His cock replaced it.

Tags: Strong language, anal, semi-non-con, rimming, ramen-eating, nudity, sex, wonderfulness.

Enjoy reading this, let me know what you think.

This is dedicated to the wonderful splashcore, who rocks.

Fanfic 2: "Rainy Night Twister"

2007-09-19T00:35:26Z

Here's my first ever NarutoxKiba(xAkamaru) fanfic. Naruto and Kiba are my loves, and there's little better than them sweating it out and getting down to some hot yaoi sex. But I'll let you read it before I give you too much of a hard-on.

"Fuuuuuuuuck, Kiba!" Naruto stumbled away from the Inuzuka, clutching his thigh. A kunai had flown past, slicing his orange jumpsuit just below the hip. The orange was now tinged with red, and Naruto Uzumaki's thigh was throbbing painfully.

"Get over it, you baby." Kiba said, failing to notice that Naruto was slipping a kunai from his pack while moaning in pain and bleeding rather rudely.

"Shit!" cried Kiba, only barely dodging the deadly weapon. Akamaru growled at Naruto for nearly impaling his friend. But the dog, large and powerful as he may be, could do nothing more.

His master and Naruto were training solo so that Kiba could get better at fighting without Akamaru. It was their fight, Akamaru wouldn't help out.

They called it quits a few minutes later. Dark clouds were beginning to roll over the field, threatening rain.

"C'mon back to my place." Naruto said. "I'll cook us dinner."

"You? Cook?" asked Kiba incredulously. "Charcoal isn't food."

Naruto punched him jokingly. "I'm making steak. Extra-rare."

And the Inuzuka was caught. Hook, line, and sinker. His mouth began to drool, Naruto could see saliva dripping from Kiba's canines.

"I'll beat you there." Kiba said, and took off running.

"HEY!" shouted Naruto.

Naruto reached his apartment just as the first roll of thunder came over Konoha village. Kiba and Akamaru had fallen behind, and by the time they belated got to Naruto's home rain had begun to fall in sheets.

"Damn," Naruto muttered, wrinkling his nose. "Kiba, you smell like wet dog."

Kiba stuck his tongue out. "Just make the steak, Naruto."

Luckily the blonde-haired ninja had bought plenty of steak. Kiba and Akamaru could devour nearly an entire cow if given the opportunity. And they almost did.

Naruto's fridge was considerably lighter when the three sat finally on Naruto's couch, rubbing their full bellies.

"Kiba, take a fucking shower. Wash off your stink." Kiba punched Naruto, but got up and stumbled to the shower anyways.

He should have started rolling around on Naruto's couch and rubbing his wet clothes in just to piss him off, but he was too bloated and happy to bother doing so.

"What's on TV?" asked Kiba when he finally got out of Naruto's bathroom. He was holding a towel around his waist, having tossed his clothes into the dryer.

"Shit, Kiba." Naruto said. Kiba grinned, turning so that his well-toned abs caught the light and made him look even more muscular. "You still smell like fucking dog."

"Fuck you, Naruto."

Naruto picked up the remote and flicked through the channels. The only thing that was on was infomercials. Damn.

"Wanna play a board game?" The storm was still raging outside. Flashes of lightning would illuminate Naruto's messy flat, only to throw it into near-darkness an instant later.

"What do you have in mind? I'm not playing Battleship again."

Naruto got up and vanished into his room. Kiba could hear him shuffling through the closet, looking for his games.

"Konohaopoly?"

"No."

"Who Smells Less Like a Wet Dog?"

"Fuck you."

"Twister?"

"Yeah, fine."

Kiba didn't realize until Naruto had unfolded the plastic mat and cleared a space on the floor that playing Twister wearing nothing but a towel wasn't a good idea.

There was nothing he could do about it. Naruto had realized this too, and just grinned devilishly.

"Akamaru, you spin." he said, stepping onto the mat and unfastening his orange ninja suit's jacket. It would constrict his movement, he'd be much better off without it.

Kiba wolfwhistled as the jacket fell to the floor. Naruto may have been exclusive to Sasuke, but that didn't make him any less hot.

Akamaru barked. They placed their left feet on green. The black plastic arrow spun around, landing on right hand red.

"I'm gonna kick your ass, Kiba." Naruto said, sticking his tongue out. Thunder rumbled outside.

Things got complicated pretty fast. Left hand blue, then right foot red.

Naruto found himself bent over Kiba, holding himself inches above the Inuzuka's sweaty back. Perspiration from his shower was still clinging to his skin, the smell was making Naruto hard as a rock.

Then he had to ruin the moment.

He let some wind chakra loose. Akamaru, unfortunately standing directly behind Naruto, keeled over.

"Fuck, Naruto!" cried Kiba. "That's cheating." He was trying his damnest not to breathe, the smell was pungent and disgusting.

He didn't want to give up, but he couldn't stay where he was. It was suicide. Kiba rolled off the mat, nearly losing his towel.

"Boo-yah!" Naruto cheered. His plan worked. It had worked when he fought Kiba in the Chuunin Exams, and it worked again now. Sucker.

"You didn't win. You cheated."

"Well then how about a rematch, loser?"

"It's too hard to play with this damn towel."

Naruto smirked. "What?" he asked, "too afraid to play in the buff?"

"Wha-!" Kiba cried, taken aback. He recovered nicely, his ego getting the better of him. "Me? Afraid? Fuck no."

The towel dropped to the floor. Kiba stood there, completely in the nude. Akamaru barked quietly. Kiba nodded.

"If I'm not wearing anything, you can't either."

Naruto shrugged. No problem! He took his pants off, gingerly slowing down as his waistband passed his leg wound. They fell onto a crumpled heap atop the discarded towel, soon to be joined by Naruto's underwear.

"That's fucking pathetic, Naruto." Emblazoned on the ass of Naruto's boxers was a symbol for wind chakra. A cruel joke.

The two boys were now standing in Naruto's living room, naked and sizing each other up. Kiba went hard first. He'd seen Naruto topless before, but seeing him bottomless sent him over the edge. He gave the blonde ninja a standing ovation pretty damn quickly.

Naruto had a bit more control, but it was inevitable that he too gathered a rock-hard erection.

"Ready to play?" he asked. Akamaru barked, but didn't spin the arrow. Kiba sighed.

"Fine, Akamaru," the Inuzuka said. A few moments later an exact clone of Kiba, albeit with slightly sharper teeth, was sitting next to the pile of discarded clothes. He was a mirror image of his master, so it was only fitting that the jutsu transformed him naked.

The three were nude and ready to play Twister on a stormy night. What fun!

Akamaru spun the black arrow, and it landed on left hand green. Kiba and Naruto bent over to put their hand on green, severely tempting Akamaru who, by this time, had a roaring erection.

They played for a few minutes, trying their best not to fall over. Both knew what the other would likely do to them if they lost their balance.

The sight of two mildly sweating ninjas playing a nude game of Twister set Akamaru off. He slowly began to rub himself, rhythmically and purposefully.

"Aw, Akamaru!" Naruto said, noticing Kiba's clone. "I haven't even gotten on top of Kiba yet and you're already jacking off?"

"What the fuck, Naruto?!" cried Kiba. "If anyone's going to be on top, it'll be me." He twisted around so that his tight ass was no longer hovering so dangerously below Naruto's cock, which was positively dripping with precum.

"Wanna see about that?" Naruto fell on top of Kiba, grabbing the brunette ninja's legs and hoisting them on top of his shoulders. His cock was inches away from Kiba's opening.

"Shiiiit!" Kiba yelped, writhing. He pulled away from Naruto and scrambled to his feet. Naruto, though slick with sweat, was nowhere near lubricated enough to try penetrating him. Naruto followed him to his feet and pressed Kiba against the wall.

"You're getting it whether you want to or not." Kiba sighed. Naruto was going to win.

"Akamaru..." Kiba said defeatedly. He nodded his head towards Naruto's privates. The dogboy jumped up eagerly and dived at Naruto. Akamaru's long tongue slurped at Naruto's only-too-willing cock, sucking it in and lubricating it with the saliva only a dog can posess.

Soon Naruto could get no more lubed. Kiba nodded to Akamaru, who backed down and sat cross-legged on the floor.

Kiba flopped onto the couch, Naruto landing on top of him a moment later. The blonde boy lifted Kiba's legs up again and positioned them on his shoulders. This time Kiba didn't squirm or try to get away.

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!" he screamed, as Naruto, none too softly, bucked his hips and thrust his manhood into Kiba's opening. The tight muscle was rudely pulled open as the thick cock forced its way through the back door.

It was a wonderful pain that Kiba hadn't experienced for a long time. Sure, he and Akamaru would go at it, almost daily, but they had been forced to stop after Sakura nearly walked in on them.

He moaned in pain and pleasure as Naruto pulled out and thrust in again, pushing as much of his seven inches in as he could.

Kiba was bucking his hips, assisting Naruto in full-penetration. He wanted desperately for Naruto to find his golden spot, the spot that would give him such a mind-rocking orgasm that he wouldn't be able to think straight for the next week.

"Fuuuuuck!!!" exclaimed Kiba. Naruto had found it. Pleasure coursed through his body as Naruto struck it, again and again. His cock hit the spot, bringing Kiba dangerously close to climax. His own member was screaming, ready to blow a load that could probably be measured in litres.

Suddenly Naruto stopped thrusting for a moment and yelped in pain. Akamaru, who had been sitting near the television stroking himself in rhythm with Naruto, could take no more.

Kiba's companion had jumped up and decided to get a piece of the action himself. It had only taken him a second to contort himself into a position capable of lubricating himself, and then Akamaru asserted his dominance on Naruto's ass.

Naruto had himself lodged in one Kiba's ass, while the other Kiba had himself in Naruto's. Wonderful place to be, the middle.

The leaf-nin pulled out of Kiba, causing Akamaru's cock to dig into his ass. Then he thrust forward, removing himself from Akamaru and re-entering Kiba. Kiba was moaning in pleasure, rubbing himself and quickly nearing climax.

It all happened at once. Kiba, whose prostate was being repeatedly struck hard by Naruto, exploded. His seed shot out, spurt after spurt after spurt. At the angle Naruto was holding him at, all three of them got covered.

At the same time Naruto came inside Kiba. HIS prostate was being struck by Akamaru, and he had already been working Kiba for several minutes.

He didn't know how that much cum could fit into Kiba's ass. Naruto was surprised that it didn't start squirting out of the thin cracks between Naruto's cock and Kiba's ass.

Akamaru orgasmed only seconds afterwards. He had been rubbing himself furiously before going after Naruto and had set himself up perfectly for a massive ejaculation into Naruto.

All three of them collapsed upon each other, making a big sticky heap on Naruto's semen-covered couch.

They were too tired to move. Thunder rumbled quietly outside, the rain now subsiding.

Kiba, Naruto, and Akamaru lay there for at least an hour. They weren't able to think, move, it was an effort just to breathe. But they snapped to attention when keys were heard jingling just outside Naruto's door.

A second later the door opened and Sasuke entered. He stopped, seeing his lover collapsed on the couch between two lookalike Kibas.

"S-sasuke!" cried Naruto, jumping up. "You're back!" His cock was sticky with his semen, semen that Sasuke also noticed dripping out of Kiba's ass.

"What the fuck, Naruto?" asked Sasuke.

"I can explain!"

The Uchiha raised a hand and placed a pale finger on Naruto's lips. "Don't," he whispered. Then he smiled, a rare occurance for Sasuke. "Are you too tired for some more action?"

Kiba and Akamaru shared looks of pure joy. Naruto layed an intimate kiss on Sasuke's lips.

"Oh fuck yes." he replied.

I left plenty of room for a sequel. Yayy. That means that even if I run head-long into a writer's block that I'll have an idea of what to do.

handmethesoap pointed out on Y!G that this is rather similar to splashcore's writing. Though I am a big fan of Splashcore, I didn't realize that it was like his until I had already written it and SoupGoblin had pointed it out to me.

In any case, I hope you enjoy it. I'll write some more Naruto and/or (but likely "and") Kiba fics as soon as I can. Hoorah! Let me know what you think!

Fanfic 1: "In Aqualad's Room"

2007-09-19T00:21:49Z

The first fanfic I wrote, titled "In Aqualad's Room." Though my main thing is Naruto (and whoever he whores himself out to) and Kiba (and, like Naruto, whoever he whores himself out to) I wanted to write a fic with BeastBoy, because he is damn sexy.

The Titan sat at his desk, propping his head up with one hand and twirling a pen in the other. Paper sat on the metal desktop, blank. A report was due in the next morning, but Aqualad just couldn't find the right way to word how he and the other Titans had taken down Madame Rouge the afternoon earlier.

Something was on his mind, but he couldn't quite place what. It was totally blocking his thinking, and his concentration.

He was so wrapped up in both trying to figure out why he couldn't think and trying to at least write SOMETHING down that he didn't hear his door buzz. It buzzed several times, the buzzer getting increasingly frustrated, and then fell silent.

A few moments later a rather large green fish was staring at him from the other side of the glass separating Aqualad's room from the sea beneath Titan Tower.

"Oh!" exclaimed Aqualad, seeing the fish. As soon as the fish caught the Titan's gaze it shot off and disappeared. Aqualad tossed the pen onto the desk, muttering that he'd finish the report later. He had business to attend to with Beast Boy.

Sure enough, seconds later, his door buzzed again. This time Aqualad answered and opened the door.

"About time!" said Beast Boy. "I was ringing for like... ten minutes!"

"Sit down." said Aqualad, pointing to a chair. Sensing Aqualad meant business, Beast Boy obeyed.

"I didn't understand your comment earlier today." Aqualad said, taking his own seat. The younger Titan scratched his head, trying to remember.

"You mean when I told you to fish off? Dude, it was a joke."

"Beast Boy, there's something I've been meaning to tell you."

"Yeah?"

This was the difficult part. Aqualad stood up and walked to his desk. He ruffled through some sheets, and after several seconds found the one he was looking for. He handed it to Beast Boy, who looked it over. It was an exact copy of a letter that Beast Boy had found in his room a few days earlier. Same handwriting, same colour ink.

"Dude, are you serious?"

Aqualad slowly nodded.

"Well why didn't you say so before?!" Beast Boy grinned. He had come into his room a few days before and found a mysterious note. It had been from an anonymous sender who had professed his feelings for the green-skinned Titan.

"I... I didn't know if you'd feel the same way." Aqualad said, uncharacteristically nervous. Despite that he and Beast Boy were rivals, he had something for the little twerp. It wasn't just a respect for his strength and powers, Aqualad genuinely LIKED Beast Boy. But they were the same... down there. He felt guilty for his feelings.

"Well, I do!" exclaimed Beast Boy. He hopped up and bolted to the door. Aqualad's heart skipped a beat, thinking Beast Boy was going to leave, but the shapeshifter just punched a few buttons on the keypad next to the door and locked it.

They stood there awkwardly for a second. Neither knew what to do next. Beast Boy had loved Terra, but they had never done anything really deep. And besides, he and Aqualad were guys! Though, that didn't really much matter to Beast Boy. And he suspected it didn't to Aqualad, either.

Beast Boy pulled off his purple and black suit. Aqualad kept his room quite warm, and Beast Boy was beginning to sweat. He felt a momentary pang of embarassment as he realized that Aqualad could see his underwear - purple-pink with green animals on it - but knew that if Aqualad really cared for him seeing his boxers would be the least of his worries.

Aqualad slowly took his suit's top off, deciding to keep his pants on. He saw Beast Boy's eyes fixated on his well-toned upper half, and couldn't help but smile. He sat down on the edge of his bed, and beckoned for his friend to do the same.

"Aqualad," said Beast Boy, but the Titan to whom he was speaking wasn't listening. He had closed his eyes and was leaning forwards, coming closer to the object of his affection. Their lips touched, and the two shared their first kiss together.

It was a moment Aqualad and Beast Boy alike would treasure. They held onto the kiss, hoping it would never end. But their night was only beginning, and the kiss was just the start of it.

Beast Boy was the first to break off. "Dude..." his whispered. Suddenly Aqualad jumped on him, pushing him down onto the bed.

"Want to have a good time?" asked Aqualad. His hands, which had moments before been holding Beast Boy's arms down, moved to his pants and he began to push them off.

The skin-tight fabric of which his suit was made meant that he didn't need to wear undergarments, so once his pants were off he was quite in the nude. Beast Boy gaped. He fumbled for his boxers, refusing to take his eyes off of Aqualad, and soon the remains of his clothing were in a pile next to Aqualad's.

Aqualad climbed onto the bed, positioning himself atop Beast Boy. His hand ran through Beast Boy's green hair and planted another kiss on his lips.

His hands grasped the green legs of the Teen Titan and lifted them skywards. Exposed was Beast Boy's ass, virgin and untouched. That would soon change. Carefully Aqualad lowered his member to Beast Boy's opening, knowing full well that if he wasn't careful he could do some serious damage.

"Don't worry," he whispered, "it'll feel alright in a minute." Beast Boy opened his eyes and his mouth in surprise, and was about to ask what the other meant when Aqualad thrust his hips, suddenly driving his penis into Beast Boy's ass.

Beast Boy cried out in surprise and pain. Aqualad was in him to the hilt, with no warning at all. "Ahh!" he yelped. Aqualad placed a hand on the boy's mouth to shush him. He carefully adjusted, and suddenly Beast Boy cried out again. This time it wasn't a cry of pain, but a cry of pleasure. The older Titan pulled out.

The green one was gasping. "Do... it... again..." he wheezed. Aqualad did. Again and again, Aqualad thrust himself into Beast Boy, striking the perfect spot with surprising accuracy. Beast Boy, despite never having touched himself, was coming dangerously close to climax.

So, too, was Aqualad. He began to thrust harder and faster, and Beast Boy began to push himself to match Aqualad, wanting to get every inch of the Titan into him. He had never experienced something so wonderful in his life, if a bit painful.

Beast Boy was the first to go. He gasped as his semen - tinged a little green, unsurprisingly, sprayed out of his hard penis. Being on his back his member was aiming straight up, and both he and Aqualad received a warm shower. Seconds later Aqualad reached climax and began to fill Beast Boy like there was no tomorrow.

One, two, three, nine spurts later semen was spilling out of the cracks between Beast Boy's anal ring and Aqualad's cock. He'd never produced so much, but he thought it was well-deserved.

They collapsed onto each other, Aqualad too exhausted to pull out. Beast Boy was gasping. He was covered in his own seed on the outside and Aqualad was filling every inch of his insides. The two Titans lay on the bed for at least a half hour. By the time he removed himself from Beast Boy Aqualad was limp again, his member sticky with the semen from inside his lover.

"That was..." Beast Boy began, looking tiredly at Aqualad.

"Amazing?" finished Aqualad. Beast Boy nodded. "You should have a shower and clean up. The others'll be wondering where you went."

Three weeks later Beast Boy passed Aqualad in the hall of the Titan Tower. They hadn't spoken to each other about what had happened that night, but something had been nagging Beast Boy for the past week.

"Um, Aqualad?" askd Beast Boy. He rubbed his stomach absent-mindedly.

Aqualad stopped and looked at him. "Yes, Beast Boy?"

"Don't... er, don't fish lay eggs?"

It's AqualadxBeastBoy. <3

More fics soon.

First Post

2007-09-19T00:17:10Z

Okay! I'm on LiveJournal now! Hooray.

I'm planning on using this LiveJournal to post my various yaoi fanfics, fanfics that you'll find on my Y!Gallery page (http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/anoni/).

I'll likely use this a bit more instead of YG because Vista is retarded and isn't letting me reply to comments on Y!G. Stupid Vista. I'd much rather have a Mac.

Anyways, I'll post my fics soon.